1 definition by RiverDead
The single most amazing guy in the world. A bodacious greek sex god who's slow to a temper, but isn't stable when he gets there. Knows just the right things to say when they need to be said, and a master of corruption.
Random guy: "Hey, wanna leave this place?"
Haji's mate: "Sorry, I've got a boyfriend."
Random guy: *looks at Haji, looks back* "You can do better."
Haji's mate: "No, I really can't."
Random guy: *grabs Haji's mate's arm* "I won't take no for an answer."
Haji: Yes, yes you will.
Haji's mate: "Sorry, I've got a boyfriend."
Random guy: *looks at Haji, looks back* "You can do better."
Haji's mate: "No, I really can't."
Random guy: *grabs Haji's mate's arm* "I won't take no for an answer."
Haji: Yes, yes you will.
by RiverDead February 11, 2012