Risown's definitions

Masturbation

The common act of one who touches oneself to produce a pleasuring feeling in the groin area which almost always ends up in ejaculation. This is accomplished with the help of some form of visual or audio stimulation or just plain imagination.

beating off; harping on the cyclops; unmasking the self serve pump; launching the meat missile; whacking the flesh flute; Masturbation;


Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..


Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.


Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.

by Risown November 10, 2008

Marshall Bruce Mathers

This is the real name of the rapper Eminem.

Marshall Bruce Mathers
Born October 17, 1972.

by Risown January 3, 2009

Leonard Skinnerd

The original chosen name for the band Lynyrd Skynyrd. This name was used as a mocking tribute to a gym teacher at Robert E. Lee High School, Leonard Skinner, who was notorious for strictly enforcing the school's policy against boys having long hair. The more distinctive spelling was adopted before they released their first album.

Leonard Skinnerd man. For real.

by Risown February 1, 2009

Nicholas Hume

The main character played by Kevin Bacon in the movie Death Sentence. Humes' oldest son was murdered in a convenience store. He killed the man who killed his son, and in return, was targeted by the gang who had killed his son. Him, his wife and younger son were all shot. He survived, and his younger son went into a coma. Thinking he no longer had a purpose to live, Hume went on a rampage to kill the gang who ruined his life. He succeeded in doing so, but he died during the gun battle with the gang leader. Seconds before he bled to death, he was informed that his son was going to wake up from the coma.

"The fucker is alive Billy! The fucker never died!

Billy; So what?..

Nicholas Hume: So this mother fucker.."

by Risown March 4, 2009

Lynyrd Skynyrd

An American Southern Rock band. Lynyrd Skynyrd were a very famous band that rose to the top of recognition and were famous for there hit single "Free Bird". As unfortunate as it could get, several members, including lead vocalist and primary songwriter Ronnie Van Zant, died in a tragic plane crash in 1977. The band had basically ended after that event. Many members started up alternate bands such as the Rossington-Collins Band, and the Allen Collins Band, but it had never been the same for any of the members. The band performed live at 2008 for one last time.

Lynyrd Skynyrd will be remembered for both there music , and tragedies.

by Risown February 1, 2009

Charles Manson's Epic Question

Can be found on youtube. A must see.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

If you've seen Charles Manson's epic question, you need to see his epic answer.

by Risown March 9, 2009

James Sawyer

A character on the hit TV drama Lost. "Sawyer" for short, is the bad ass on the island, the tough guy. He makes many attempts to be the leader and have everyone look up to him. He took the name "Sawyer" from the man who killed his father. This character is played by Josh Holloway.

James Sawyer(to Hurley): I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

by Risown January 3, 2009