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Charlie Brown is the main character of the Peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown has been around for 50 years or more. Charlie Brown is known as a permanent case of bad luck by most of his peers. Chuck is a lovable loser who seems to fail at almost everything he does. Even though he cannot kick a foot ball properly, or throw a good pitch in baseball, he will still be loved by all of the world.
by Risown April 1, 2009
Get the Charlie Brownmug. This is a great song by Bob Dylan. This song tells the tale of the killing of a 51 year old barmaid, Hattie Carroll. William Zantzinger, or Zanzinger as Dylan refers to him in his song, lived in Charles County, Maryland. He was a young wealthy tobacco farmer at the time. The main incident of the song took place in the early hours of February 9, 1963, at the white tie Spinsters' Ball at the Emerson Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Using a toy cane, Zantzinger drunkenly assaulted at least three of the Emerson Hotel workers: a bellboy, a waitress, and — at about 1:30 in the morning of the 9th, Hattie Carroll, a barmaid. In addition to her work at the hotel, Hattie Carroll, at 51, was the mother of eleven children and president of a black social club. Already drunk before he had reached the Emerson Hotel that night, William Zantzinger, 24 years old and 6'2", had already assaulted employees at Eager House, a prestigious Baltimore restaurant, with the same cane. This cane was a 25 cent toy. After ordering a bourbon that Carroll didn't bring immediately, Zantzinger cursed at her, called her a "nigger", then "you black son of a bitch," and struck her on the shoulder and across the head with the cane. Soon after the blow, Carroll told co-workers, "I feel deathly ill, that man has upset me so." She collapsed and was hospitalized. Hattie Carroll died eight hours after the assault. Her autopsy showed hardened arteries, an enlarged heart, and high blood pressure, and gave brain hemorrhage as the cause of death. William Zantzinger was charged with manslaughter and assault. He spent 6 months in the county jail.
The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll
William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.
"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."
William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.
"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."
by Risown July 10, 2009
Get the The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carrollmug. A nearly extinct mammal that lives in highly forested areas. The wild bologna are a fierce creature, building from the size of an SUV to a tiger tank. Bolognas take a while to build up speed, but when they do they can run for days on end. They look like the massive leeches on the King Kong movie. The Bolognas can open there mouth, and inside that mouth, there are several other small mouths. Not many of these beautiful creatures are left. The remainder are located in Newfoundland, Canada. There may be more in the world, but they have not yet been located. Over time, the Bolognas evolved into a flying bologna. The flying wild bolognas are a type of bird, except with razor sharp teeth, massive claws, and wing span which reaches 12 to 14 feet. The bolognas do occasionally mate, but due to there large size, when they mate, they would usually perish. The bolognas constantly let out a large glass shattering screech that can be heard from miles and miles away, and can some times deafen other animals, leaving them as easy pray for the Bolognas. The Bolognas also screech to keep in contact and let other Bolognas know that they are out there. Some Bolognas have been known to let out a screech just before death. They also screech as a warning call. The Bolognas can be harmless to humans, unless they are hungry, or unless you get in there path while they are in motion.
Distant Bologna: REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.
by Risown October 6, 2008
Get the Wild Bolognamug. Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.
GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!
I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!
DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!
I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!
DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!
by Risown March 1, 2009
Get the Donnie Dumphymug. A character on the hit TV drama Lost. "Sawyer" for short, is the bad ass on the island, the tough guy. He makes many attempts to be the leader and have everyone look up to him. He took the name "Sawyer" from the man who killed his father. This character is played by Josh Holloway.
James Sawyer(to Hurley): I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?
by Risown January 3, 2009
Get the James Sawyermug. Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.
by Risown January 28, 2009
Get the Neil Patrick Harrismug. An American Southern Rock band. Lynyrd Skynyrd were a very famous band that rose to the top of recognition and were famous for there hit single "Free Bird". As unfortunate as it could get, several members, including lead vocalist and primary songwriter Ronnie Van Zant, died in a tragic plane crash in 1977. The band had basically ended after that event. Many members started up alternate bands such as the Rossington-Collins Band, and the Allen Collins Band, but it had never been the same for any of the members. The band performed live at 2008 for one last time.
by Risown February 1, 2009
Get the Lynyrd Skynyrdmug.