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Wild Bologna

A nearly extinct mammal that lives in highly forested areas. The wild bologna are a fierce creature, building from the size of an SUV to a tiger tank. Bolognas take a while to build up speed, but when they do they can run for days on end. They look like the massive leeches on the King Kong movie. The Bolognas can open there mouth, and inside that mouth, there are several other small mouths. Not many of these beautiful creatures are left. The remainder are located in Newfoundland, Canada. There may be more in the world, but they have not yet been located. Over time, the Bolognas evolved into a flying bologna. The flying wild bolognas are a type of bird, except with razor sharp teeth, massive claws, and wing span which reaches 12 to 14 feet. The bolognas do occasionally mate, but due to there large size, when they mate, they would usually perish. The bolognas constantly let out a large glass shattering screech that can be heard from miles and miles away, and can some times deafen other animals, leaving them as easy pray for the Bolognas. The Bolognas also screech to keep in contact and let other Bolognas know that they are out there. Some Bolognas have been known to let out a screech just before death. They also screech as a warning call. The Bolognas can be harmless to humans, unless they are hungry, or unless you get in there path while they are in motion.

Distant Bologna: REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.

by Risown October 6, 2008

Leonard Skinnerd

The original chosen name for the band Lynyrd Skynyrd. This name was used as a mocking tribute to a gym teacher at Robert E. Lee High School, Leonard Skinner, who was notorious for strictly enforcing the school's policy against boys having long hair. The more distinctive spelling was adopted before they released their first album.

Leonard Skinnerd man. For real.

by Risown February 1, 2009

Marshall Bruce Mathers

This is the real name of the rapper Eminem.

Marshall Bruce Mathers
Born October 17, 1972.

by Risown January 3, 2009

Nicholas Hume

The main character played by Kevin Bacon in the movie Death Sentence. Humes' oldest son was murdered in a convenience store. He killed the man who killed his son, and in return, was targeted by the gang who had killed his son. Him, his wife and younger son were all shot. He survived, and his younger son went into a coma. Thinking he no longer had a purpose to live, Hume went on a rampage to kill the gang who ruined his life. He succeeded in doing so, but he died during the gun battle with the gang leader. Seconds before he bled to death, he was informed that his son was going to wake up from the coma.

"The fucker is alive Billy! The fucker never died!

Billy; So what?..

Nicholas Hume: So this mother fucker.."

by Risown March 4, 2009

FTO

Referred to a comic strip created by Christopher Bowen and Jordan Gibbons of Canada. FTO stands for Fred Ted Overdrive. A comic about two main little characters that look mainly like slack jawed potatoes. These characters are named Fred and Ted, they meet several other slack jawed potatoes through out there adventures. All the characters names rhyme with each other. These characters also have bad smoking habits, constantly smoking bongs or cigars. FTO also stands for Frontier Oil Corporation. The Mitsubishi car company also has a car developed named FTO.

FTO = Fred Ted Overdrive

by Risown August 8, 2008

Charles Manson's Epic Question

Can be found on youtube. A must see.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

If you've seen Charles Manson's epic question, you need to see his epic answer.

by Risown March 9, 2009

Joe Devola

A character in the hit TV show Seinfeld. He is famous for stalking Jerry. Joe suffers from mental instability and aggressive behavior. He is played by Peter Crombie.

Jerry: CRAZY JOE DEVOLA, HES GONNA PUT THE KIBOSH ON ME KRAMER, WHAT DO I DO??

by Risown January 3, 2009