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Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

by Risown January 28, 2009

Death Sentence

A great movie starring Kevin Bacon, Garret Hedlund and more. The family man and senior vice-president of the insurance company Starship Capital Nick Hume lives a comfortable life with his wife Helen and his sons Brendan and Lucas. While driving back home with his son Brendan after a game of hockey, Nick stops his car in a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood and he witnesses his son being murdered by the punk Joe Darley in the convenience store. When the prosecutor tells the grieving Nick that Joe would get a maximum of three years in prison, Nick tells the judge in court that he has not recognized Joe as the killer of his son. In the night, Nick goes to Joe's place and stabs him to death. When Joe's brother Billy is informed about the death of Joe, he summons his gang in a war against Nick with tragic consequences.

"You just made a death sentence"

by Risown March 4, 2009

Donnie Dumphy

Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.

GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!

I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!

DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!

by Risown March 1, 2009

James Sawyer

A character on the hit TV drama Lost. "Sawyer" for short, is the bad ass on the island, the tough guy. He makes many attempts to be the leader and have everyone look up to him. He took the name "Sawyer" from the man who killed his father. This character is played by Josh Holloway.

James Sawyer(to Hurley): I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

by Risown January 3, 2009

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

This is a great song by Bob Dylan. This song tells the tale of the killing of a 51 year old barmaid, Hattie Carroll. William Zantzinger, or Zanzinger as Dylan refers to him in his song, lived in Charles County, Maryland. He was a young wealthy tobacco farmer at the time. The main incident of the song took place in the early hours of February 9, 1963, at the white tie Spinsters' Ball at the Emerson Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Using a toy cane, Zantzinger drunkenly assaulted at least three of the Emerson Hotel workers: a bellboy, a waitress, and — at about 1:30 in the morning of the 9th, Hattie Carroll, a barmaid. In addition to her work at the hotel, Hattie Carroll, at 51, was the mother of eleven children and president of a black social club. Already drunk before he had reached the Emerson Hotel that night, William Zantzinger, 24 years old and 6'2", had already assaulted employees at Eager House, a prestigious Baltimore restaurant, with the same cane. This cane was a 25 cent toy. After ordering a bourbon that Carroll didn't bring immediately, Zantzinger cursed at her, called her a "nigger", then "you black son of a bitch," and struck her on the shoulder and across the head with the cane. Soon after the blow, Carroll told co-workers, "I feel deathly ill, that man has upset me so." She collapsed and was hospitalized. Hattie Carroll died eight hours after the assault. Her autopsy showed hardened arteries, an enlarged heart, and high blood pressure, and gave brain hemorrhage as the cause of death. William Zantzinger was charged with manslaughter and assault. He spent 6 months in the county jail.

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.

"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."

by Risown July 10, 2009

Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown is the main character of the Peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown has been around for 50 years or more. Charlie Brown is known as a permanent case of bad luck by most of his peers. Chuck is a lovable loser who seems to fail at almost everything he does. Even though he cannot kick a foot ball properly, or throw a good pitch in baseball, he will still be loved by all of the world.

YOU BLOCK HEAD CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!

by Risown April 1, 2009

FTO

Referred to a comic strip created by Christopher Bowen and Jordan Gibbons of Canada. FTO stands for Fred Ted Overdrive. A comic about two main little characters that look mainly like slack jawed potatoes. These characters are named Fred and Ted, they meet several other slack jawed potatoes through out there adventures. All the characters names rhyme with each other. These characters also have bad smoking habits, constantly smoking bongs or cigars. FTO also stands for Frontier Oil Corporation. The Mitsubishi car company also has a car developed named FTO.

FTO = Fred Ted Overdrive

by Risown August 8, 2008