Risown's definitions

Drug Trade

The illegal drug trade or drug trafficking is a global black market consisting of the cultivation, manufacture, distribution and sale of illegal drugs. While some drugs are legal to possess and sell, in most jurisdictions laws prohibit the trade of certain types of drugs. The illicit drug trade operates similarly to other underground markets. Various drug cartels specialize in the separate processes along the supply chain, often localized to maximize production efficiency and minimize damages caused by law enforcement. Depending on the profitability of each layer, cartels usually vary in size, consistency, and organization. The chain ranges from low-level street dealers who may be individual drug users themselves, through street gangs and contractor-like middlemen, up to multinational empires that rival governments in size. Illegal drugs may be grown in wilderness areas, on farms, produced in indoor or outdoor residential gardens or indoor hydroponic grow-ops, or manufactured in drug labs located anywhere from a residential basement to an abandoned facility. The common characteristic binding these production locations is that they are discreet to avoid detection, and thus they may be located in any ordinary setting without raising notice. Much illegal drug cultivation and manufacture takes place in developing nations, although production also occurs in the developed world.

The drug trade is getting out of hand. Why don't they just legalize that shit.

by Risown January 28, 2009

Death Sentence

A great movie starring Kevin Bacon, Garret Hedlund and more. The family man and senior vice-president of the insurance company Starship Capital Nick Hume lives a comfortable life with his wife Helen and his sons Brendan and Lucas. While driving back home with his son Brendan after a game of hockey, Nick stops his car in a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood and he witnesses his son being murdered by the punk Joe Darley in the convenience store. When the prosecutor tells the grieving Nick that Joe would get a maximum of three years in prison, Nick tells the judge in court that he has not recognized Joe as the killer of his son. In the night, Nick goes to Joe's place and stabs him to death. When Joe's brother Billy is informed about the death of Joe, he summons his gang in a war against Nick with tragic consequences.

"You just made a death sentence"

by Risown March 4, 2009

Masturbation

The common act of one who touches oneself to produce a pleasuring feeling in the groin area which almost always ends up in ejaculation. This is accomplished with the help of some form of visual or audio stimulation or just plain imagination.

beating off; harping on the cyclops; unmasking the self serve pump; launching the meat missile; whacking the flesh flute; Masturbation;


Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..


Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.


Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.

by Risown November 10, 2008

Ronnie Van Zant

Ronald Wayne "Ronnie" Van Zant was the lead vocalist, primary lyricist, and a founding member of the Southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. He was the older brother of .38 Special founder and vocalist Donnie Van Zant and current Lynyrd Skynyrd lead vocalist Johnny Van Zant. Ronnie was born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida. Born on January 15th, 1948. Ronnie Van Zant died a tragic death on October 20th in 1977, when a Convair 240 carrying the band between shows from Greenville, South Carolina to Baton Rouge, Louisiana crashed outside of Gillsburg, Mississippi.

Ronnie Van Zant was quite the song writer and singer.

by Risown February 1, 2009

Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown is the main character of the Peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown has been around for 50 years or more. Charlie Brown is known as a permanent case of bad luck by most of his peers. Chuck is a lovable loser who seems to fail at almost everything he does. Even though he cannot kick a foot ball properly, or throw a good pitch in baseball, he will still be loved by all of the world.

YOU BLOCK HEAD CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!

by Risown April 1, 2009

James Sawyer

A character on the hit TV drama Lost. "Sawyer" for short, is the bad ass on the island, the tough guy. He makes many attempts to be the leader and have everyone look up to him. He took the name "Sawyer" from the man who killed his father. This character is played by Josh Holloway.

James Sawyer(to Hurley): I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

by Risown January 3, 2009

Donnie Dumphy

Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.

GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!

I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!

DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!

by Risown March 1, 2009