Risown's definitions

Drug Trade

The illegal drug trade or drug trafficking is a global black market consisting of the cultivation, manufacture, distribution and sale of illegal drugs. While some drugs are legal to possess and sell, in most jurisdictions laws prohibit the trade of certain types of drugs. The illicit drug trade operates similarly to other underground markets. Various drug cartels specialize in the separate processes along the supply chain, often localized to maximize production efficiency and minimize damages caused by law enforcement. Depending on the profitability of each layer, cartels usually vary in size, consistency, and organization. The chain ranges from low-level street dealers who may be individual drug users themselves, through street gangs and contractor-like middlemen, up to multinational empires that rival governments in size. Illegal drugs may be grown in wilderness areas, on farms, produced in indoor or outdoor residential gardens or indoor hydroponic grow-ops, or manufactured in drug labs located anywhere from a residential basement to an abandoned facility. The common characteristic binding these production locations is that they are discreet to avoid detection, and thus they may be located in any ordinary setting without raising notice. Much illegal drug cultivation and manufacture takes place in developing nations, although production also occurs in the developed world.

The drug trade is getting out of hand. Why don't they just legalize that shit.

by Risown January 28, 2009

Death Sentence

A great movie starring Kevin Bacon, Garret Hedlund and more. The family man and senior vice-president of the insurance company Starship Capital Nick Hume lives a comfortable life with his wife Helen and his sons Brendan and Lucas. While driving back home with his son Brendan after a game of hockey, Nick stops his car in a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood and he witnesses his son being murdered by the punk Joe Darley in the convenience store. When the prosecutor tells the grieving Nick that Joe would get a maximum of three years in prison, Nick tells the judge in court that he has not recognized Joe as the killer of his son. In the night, Nick goes to Joe's place and stabs him to death. When Joe's brother Billy is informed about the death of Joe, he summons his gang in a war against Nick with tragic consequences.

"You just made a death sentence"

by Risown March 4, 2009

Free World

The notorious gang of rookie rappers from the movie 8 Mile. Free World, or "The Free world rookies" as B Rabbit refers to them as, consists of the leader Poppa Doc, Lotto , Lickity Split , Wink and 2 other members who are never really introduced throughout the entire movie. They just sort of stand alongside and never take part or say anything. Dispite the cheap efforts of Free World, when it comes down to the end, B Rabbit madly slaughters Free World with a crazy rap battle, defeating all 3 of the rappers who were thrown at him.

These leadaz of the Free World Rookies, Lookie, how can six dicks be pussies?!!

Fuck tha Free World, 313!

by Risown December 9, 2008

Andrea Gail

The Andrea Gail was a fishing vessel that was constructed in Panama City, Florida in 1978. The ships original name was "Miss Penny". The ship was lost during the "Perfect Storm" of 1991. Tragically, all six members of the crew were lost at sea, and presumed dead. The crew consisted of Captain Billy Tyne, Robert 'Bobby' Shatford, David 'Sully' Sullivan, Dale 'Murph' Murphy, Michael 'Bugsy' Moran, and Alfred Pierre.

Mayday! Mayday! This is the Andrea Gail! Mayday!..


The tragedy of the Andrea Gail will never be forgotten.

by Risown March 14, 2009

Masturbation

The common act of one who touches oneself to produce a pleasuring feeling in the groin area which almost always ends up in ejaculation. This is accomplished with the help of some form of visual or audio stimulation or just plain imagination.

beating off; harping on the cyclops; unmasking the self serve pump; launching the meat missile; whacking the flesh flute; Masturbation;


Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..


Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.


Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.

by Risown November 10, 2008

Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

by Risown January 28, 2009

Donnie Dumphy

Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.

GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!

I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!

DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!

by Risown March 1, 2009