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psychosomatic

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.
Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.
by Rilighan April 3, 2020
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Billypops

Billypops is the plural to the word billypop, used to describe singular cells of the virus corvid-19 and all it's subsequent derivative mutations.

The billypop definition was accepted on the 30th of March 2020 where upon a huge reduction in deaths globally occurred.

Is seems as though most of the deaths caused by this virus were in fact caused by the psychosomatic effect of the media fear mongering and not the reletivly benign cough, the names used in this campaign were strong, intimidating and exclusivly plurilistic which disenabled most human's ability to intuitively understand an thus control the tiny little idiot billypops.

Much more natural to say than the existing terminology, billypops is known for it's fast rate of infection between hosts, coughing, fevers and other symptoms.. also soon to be realised is that this rather annoying bunch of wasted proteins could easily be cured with a smoothy made from raw grass clippings, raw lettuse, raw mushrooms, OJ an black pepper to taste.
July contracted billypops, i hope every stupid little billypop dies, i should get her a smoothie, job done.
by Rilighan March 31, 2020
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Tyranny Tonic

A type of smoothy made from the pre-blended juice of a handful of grass, Iceburg and romanian lettuce, raw white and chestnut mushrooms, black pepper and OJ.. within hours all symptoms gone for good.
Darling, could you pop to shop an get the ingredients to a tyranny tonic.. feel a bit of a cold coming along.. the silver lining of 2020!
by Rilighan February 1, 2021
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Planetary parasol

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.
Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.
by Rilighan April 3, 2020
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Billypops

The most feared disease of 2020 'covid-19' an it's many varients an misdiagnosed illnesses of similar symptoms that mysteriously disappeared towards the end of that year never to return in strength.
OMG remember Billypops, what a shit year that was, I got it an almost died an it was like a totalitarian regime take-over.. still amazed it stopped like that, it was great seeing all the bastards who done it get punished though.
by Rilighan December 31, 2020
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Meta

Faceshit.
That company that retarded a generation with a monopoly.

And when someone diorear's on someone's face.
It was a 69, then because of food poisoning she did a Meta on me.
by Rilighan March 18, 2022
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Scooby-Dooed

To be brainwashed as a child by mass media which lead to cognitive disorders as an adult.

Referring to the popular cartoon in the early nineties where a bunch of adolecence investigated mysterys.. where they were confronted with lots of evidence of various supernatural events, however, the geeky intelligent one would always loose her glasses, failing to see this evidence and at the end it always turned out to be some evil person in a mask trying to fool people.. no matter the evidence to the contrary.

Clearly designed to reduce critical thinking as well as spiritual beliefs in children, many people still suffer as adults today.
Dude it just levitated in front of you and you still don't believe? Man you've been scooby-dooed, I pitty your kids.
by Rilighan March 30, 2020
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