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Planetary parasol

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.
Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.
by Rilighan April 3, 2020
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Meta

Faceshit.
That company that retarded a generation with a monopoly.

And when someone diorear's on someone's face.
It was a 69, then because of food poisoning she did a Meta on me.
by Rilighan March 18, 2022
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Scooby-Dooed

To be brainwashed as a child by mass media which lead to cognitive disorders as an adult.

Referring to the popular cartoon in the early nineties where a bunch of adolecence investigated mysterys.. where they were confronted with lots of evidence of various supernatural events, however, the geeky intelligent one would always loose her glasses, failing to see this evidence and at the end it always turned out to be some evil person in a mask trying to fool people.. no matter the evidence to the contrary.

Clearly designed to reduce critical thinking as well as spiritual beliefs in children, many people still suffer as adults today.
Dude it just levitated in front of you and you still don't believe? Man you've been scooby-dooed, I pitty your kids.
by Rilighan March 30, 2020
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Ungulliblization

The act of making others ungullible, transforming them into a state of not being gullible, so not being easy to fool.

Making people not easy to fool.
Sally underwent serious ungulliblization so reading papers didn't harm her and she quickly became much smarter than her peers, dispite whatever they said.
by Rilighan March 31, 2023
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Weirdraw

A weird smoothy made from primarily raw ingredients, some of which a bit odd.
Traditional recepie augmented well with Strawberry's:
Raw grass clippings
Raw lettuce
Raw mushrooms
Black pepper and OJ

Plants are bound to have evolved powerful chemical antimicrobial compounds to deal with parasites, they'd be dead otherwise.
I've been feeling a bit ill after swimming in the sewer with you rick, it was fun tho.
Yes it was fun, you should neck a weirdraw an be done with it.
by Rilighan April 3, 2020
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Billypop

A Billypop is a singular virus cell from the species corvid-19 and all its subsequent derived mutations.
Betty caught billypops the other day an is in quarantine.. I hope every last Billypop dies an she recovers.
by Rilighan March 30, 2020
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shill

A shill is an agent who tries to commit espionage against the public as part of their job.

Paid to do so, their methods vary, classically by pretending to be a member of the public an causing social disruption to ineffectualize the infiltrated group.

What distinguishes them from other agents of espionage is that they try to work against the best interests of the public.

Like evil spys but with much less credibility an aptitude.
Shills are worth less to society than an average puddle of shit, an Facebook's got most of them..
by Rilighan January 26, 2023
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