Rikstir's definitions

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

The Woke Folk

The Woke Folk are predominantly; white, middle class, and relatively wealthy. These people are so utterly obsessed with how other people see them: That they spend their whole lives virtue signalling, and engaging in fashion statement politics. They are so determined to present themselves as; progressive, altruistic, and outraged by injustice: They will jump onto any and every, pseudo political bandwagon, the mainstream media, and education system tell them to.

Still trying to explain reality to the Woke Folk: Talk about flogging a dead horse.

by Rikstir August 18, 2020

you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014

How's your bum for spots?

A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".

Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?

by Rikstir June 24, 2022

Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.

They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.

by Rikstir April 28, 2017

Chavert

A chavert is an action or behaviour, that exposes someone to be less educated and or cultured than the persona they are presenting to the world.

A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.

That bell end is wearing £1,000.00 trainers, but his children haven't even got beds to sleep in: massive chavert.

by Rikstir January 9, 2025

Society Of The Lowest Common Denominator

The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.

You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!

by Rikstir October 28, 2013