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Bitch Slapped

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.
Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!
by Rikstir January 3, 2013
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The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.
You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦
by Rikstir January 1, 2024
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Timethief

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.
You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!
by Rikstir July 31, 2015
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The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.
You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!
by Rikstir October 28, 2013
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Loony Left

Left Wing political policies or ideas that are utterly ridiculous and absurd to the point that only a lunatic could possibly think they were in any way valid.
Labour had no chance of getting elected under Kinock, he was from the Loony Left.
by Rikstir August 28, 2015
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
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Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.
Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!
by Rikstir July 20, 2019
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