Moncing

The Facebook art of Moncing. When you do not trust someone on your friends list to be in a group with your other friends. So you end up banning then from the group and away from your other friends.

Only preformed by the creator or admin of a group. Usually involves inviting them with a group request. Then when they accept and you find they will cause trouble within the group you ban them.

Thus preforming the art of moncing.
You
"Why have you banned me Emelda?"

Them
"I didn't trust you in the group with my friends"

You
"so you're moncing me then?"

Them
"yes I am do you have a problem with that?"
by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009
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Ktu or Fto

Group on Face book where attention whores can post their pictures and receive votes.
Ktu = Keep them up or Fto = fuck them off.

30 ktu's get you into the hall of fame while 10 fto's gets your picture binned.

Comments are harsh and only the thickest skinned attention whore dares post their picture.

Arguments and online fights are many and there is always a do-gooder trying us to stop our evil ways.
Attention whore
You have NO right to FTO me bitch

Ktu or Fto

Fuck off turd burglar.
by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009
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Bookadobba

Someone who reports to facebook admin everything they disagree with on Facebook.
Considering themselves the righteous voice of facebook.

They are the guilty party for many 'free speech posters' finding their accounts deactivated.



Fucking Bookadobba
"Facebook Login
Account Disabled

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here."


Fucking Bookadobba got my account deactivated
by Ricky Foxwell February 14, 2009
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The sound a bed bug makes when a librarian has an orgasm in the bed the bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every 10 to 15 years. The bed bug with an average lifespan of 3 months only gets it's chance once in 40 generations to make this sound.

When it does get the chance to make this sound all other bedbugs the world over reply with a rendition of "Kumbaya my Lord Kumbaya"

Also the Bed Bug is written into BB folk lore and his story is told for generations to all the baby bed bugs.
Librarian Orgasming
"Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh"

"Shhhhh"

"Quiet Please"

Bed Bug

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

Bed Bugs the world over

"Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah

Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah"
by Ricky Foxwell February 16, 2009
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UD'ed me

When someone looks up your name on Urban Dictionary and uses it as an attack post towards you.
Ashley Quinn wrote
at 1:44am tomorrow
Ricky - Urban Dictionary

the fattest whore ever.

ricky - adj. - a term meaning, homosexual. it could also be used for describing a transvestite.

cashew dick or dick that looks like a peanut or cashew.


Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 1:46am tomorrow

Oh no you UD'ed me.
by Ricky Foxwell February 17, 2009
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Pussy Sniffer

One who uses faceBook group discussion boards to sniff out pussy. When tracking down a female poster will lay on the charm so hard it makes other users violently ill.

Usually are two faced, sad little men who can't get woman in real life. Also find that they are totally different to male posters and females who see through him
Anita Hartroll (London) wrote
at 10:19pm
Oh FFS he's such a sad fuck pussy sniffer.
Report

Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 10:15pm
Oh look Ryan is pussy sniffing again
Delete

Ryan Trussle wrote
at 10:13pm
Hello ladies, hows my two favorite posters tonight.
Del
by Ricky Foxwell February 11, 2009
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Bandwagon Bitch

When one joins a group on Facebook and wants so bad to be 'in' with the popular posters/ members.
That they will join in on any 'bashing/ flaming' of another member just to fit in.

Also for people who want to fit into a group so badly they will befriend people they hate. Then attack what were once friends just so they are part of the groups 'in' members
Terri Whitlock (Plymouth) wrote
at 11:53pm on March 13th, 2009
well she sent me a message to my inbox...silly cow tryin to say that she was just being honest....n that i can report her all i want...

Sammy Collins (Uranus)wrote
at 11:55pm on March 13th, 2009
Oh you bandwagon bitch you were best friends with her yesterday.
by Ricky Foxwell March 16, 2009
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