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Bandwagon Bitch

When one joins a group on Facebook and wants so bad to be 'in' with the popular posters/ members.
That they will join in on any 'bashing/ flaming' of another member just to fit in.

Also for people who want to fit into a group so badly they will befriend people they hate. Then attack what were once friends just so they are part of the groups 'in' members
Terri Whitlock (Plymouth) wrote
at 11:53pm on March 13th, 2009
well she sent me a message to my inbox...silly cow tryin to say that she was just being honest....n that i can report her all i want...

Sammy Collins (Uranus)wrote
at 11:55pm on March 13th, 2009
Oh you bandwagon bitch you were best friends with her yesterday.
by Ricky Foxwell March 16, 2009
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Markunt

'Doing a Markunt' The act of reading a Face Book group's Description and somehow coming to the conclusion that you are described in a offensive manner.

Thus causing you to do everything you can to get that group closed down.

Although finding out later that the description had nothing to do with you and you are suffering paranoia.
Fark was fuming after reading the group description.

"One ranga who seems to have ended up being rewarded with being born a ginger, ugly and completely unfunny."

Fark "I'll show them I'll get their group shut down"

Fark then proceeded to upload pornographic pictures and reported group finally getting it shut down

Ricky "Fark you dumb fuck that was written 6 months before you joined and any of us knew you"

Fark " oh sorry"

Ricky "oh ffs you have done a Markunt on the group"
by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009
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Ktu or Fto

Group on Face book where attention whores can post their pictures and receive votes.
Ktu = Keep them up or Fto = fuck them off.

30 ktu's get you into the hall of fame while 10 fto's gets your picture binned.

Comments are harsh and only the thickest skinned attention whore dares post their picture.

Arguments and online fights are many and there is always a do-gooder trying us to stop our evil ways.
Attention whore
You have NO right to FTO me bitch

Ktu or Fto

Fuck off turd burglar.
by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009
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Bookadobba

Someone who reports to facebook admin everything they disagree with on Facebook.
Considering themselves the righteous voice of facebook.

They are the guilty party for many 'free speech posters' finding their accounts deactivated.



Fucking Bookadobba
"Facebook Login
Account Disabled

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here."


Fucking Bookadobba got my account deactivated
by Ricky Foxwell February 14, 2009
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Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh

The noise a Librarian makes when orgasming.
Usually followed by a Shhhhh and a "quiet Please"

Although this is a very rare occurrence. As the mating ritual of the librarian is very infrequent and when they do mate a orgasm is highly unlikely. Even in the male of the species.
Steve felt like he was going to explode. How much longer would he need to hold on for it was a personal best for him already.

All of a sudden he felt Betty spasm and let out a "Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh" followed by a Shhhhhhh and finally a "quiet please"

Steve knew it was time to let go although he was rather put off by what he had just witnessed.
by Ricky Foxwell February 15, 2009
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Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

The sound a bed bug makes when a librarian has an orgasm in the bed the bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every 10 to 15 years. The bed bug with an average lifespan of 3 months only gets it's chance once in 40 generations to make this sound.

When it does get the chance to make this sound all other bedbugs the world over reply with a rendition of "Kumbaya my Lord Kumbaya"

Also the Bed Bug is written into BB folk lore and his story is told for generations to all the baby bed bugs.
Librarian Orgasming
"Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh"

"Shhhhh"

"Quiet Please"

Bed Bug

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

Bed Bugs the world over

"Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah

Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah"
by Ricky Foxwell February 16, 2009
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Fisters

The blister type bubbles you get on your hands from fisting your own anal cavity to often.
"man I wish these fisters would clear up soon. Everyone's going to know I'm a serial arse fister.
by Ricky Foxwell February 16, 2009
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