Rick's definitions

Gay Wrestling

Something that makes me vomit and I can't believe it's legal. It's wrestling in speedos and they try to get eachother's speedos down so they can play with their dick and grab it and so on and they LIKE getting pinned!!! =-O

Bob: Wanna have sex joe?
Joe: Nah... lets gay wrestle instead.

by rick March 29, 2005

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

denaginate

To orally pleasure a woman to stop her from nagging you.

Jane immediately stop complaining about the weather as Rick began to denaginate her

by Rick December 5, 2003

PhD

post hole digger

I know I should put a fence around my yard, but I don't have a PhD.

by Rick August 8, 2003

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005

Swag

Sales Wearables and Gifts

Giveaway T-shirts with company logos, pens with logos, shirts with names of rock groups

by Rick September 8, 2003

my prerogative

Britney Spears' all time worst song. It gets too much hype for her using 2 tones in her voice through the entire song. The sex appeal of the music video was sub par to her "uniquely" scandalous clothing such as jewel suits and tight leather. In the "My Prerogative" music video, she simply rolls around on a bed in a concealing bra and a pair of bland panties. Not as sexy as she was aiming for.

That "my prerogative" song really sucked, especially with the music video

by Rick October 7, 2004