191 definitions by Richard Black

low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.

A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

sugar daddy

an older rich, gay white man who provides money or other goodies for his stable of black tricks.

George dropped $10k on his recent trip to DC, Philly, and NYC paying for bedroom favors from black escorts, who call him sugar daddy.

by Richard Black March 4, 2005

menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.

Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

swish

A male homosexual who has a very effeminate swirling stroll as he walks turning from right to left as he advances, his clothes making a swishing noise somewhat like a broom sweeping the floor.

The swish librarian jumped from his desk and flitted across the room when the handsome student came in.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.

Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

the high blood

In ebonics many blacks have high blood pressure, but in describing it they just say they have the high blood.

Sis. Vanessa got so worked up at church this morning that she went home and got into bed because of the high blood.

by Richard Black March 17, 2005

peer pressure

n. intangible pressure to be the equal or better of your peers.

Masculine peer pressure in the ghetto neighborhoods of some black areas demands that a male be a father before he is sixteen. That is why Tyrone started have sex at eleven and fathered his first child at thirteen.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005