14 definitions by RhythmJunky
Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010
Toilet.
A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
by RhythmJunky May 6, 2010
The close proximity around a person who has just expelled exceedingly unpleasant gases from their anal passage. Also the site of splashdown while offloading previous meals into the toilet.
"I'd give it five minutes mate, it's Ground Zero in there."
"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
by RhythmJunky November 24, 2008
The action of flushing a lavatory containing a particularly spicy or offensive deposit that has likely raised the temperature of the water due to it's Scoville scale. Can also result from external factors such as Upper Decking.
Peter parked a spicy tiger which resulted in an emergency hot flush preventing imminent pan meltdown.
by RhythmJunky July 27, 2010
"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
by RhythmJunky October 27, 2008
A design of female pubic hair that resembles male facial hair. This could be based on any style, for instance the 'Hitler' or the 'Brazilian'. Derives from the Lamborghini Countach (Cunt-tache). Can also be referred to as a Lambo for short.
"She's got a sweet little Lamborghini going on under there."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
by RhythmJunky November 24, 2008