RexGibson's definitions

texas leaguer

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.

The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.

by RexGibson August 16, 2006

more cowbell

A phrase that came into popular culture through a Saturday Night Live skit with Will Farrell.
In the skit, Farrell portrayed a member of the 80s rock band Blue Oyster Cult as they recorded their classic hit "Don't Fear the Reaper" in the studio.
Farrell played the cowbell quite forcefully on that track, much to the dismay of the rest of the band.
Yet surprisingly, the studio producer loved Farrell's cowbell playing, and demanded "more cowbell" on the track.

That was brilliant, man, the track needs more cowbell!

by RexGibson February 7, 2006

period

A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.

After the second period, I went to the washroom.

by RexGibson January 31, 2004

number

Short form for "phone number."

Joe: So what happened with you and that girl at the bar?
Sammy: I got her number!
Joe: Sweet, you'll be banging her in no time!

by RexGibson March 11, 2004

pimples

Really small breasts.

That girl had two pimples on her chest. She sure didn't need a bra.

by RexGibson March 18, 2004

cum rag

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

by RexGibson December 5, 2005