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let's be friends

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.
John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.
by RexGibson February 16, 2004
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don cherry

Don Cherry is currently the most well-known hockey commentator in Canada. He discusses hockey issues with sidekick Ron MacLean every Saturday night after the first period of the first game shown on Hockey Night in Canada on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Cherry played one single game in the National Hockey League (NHL), but spent many years in the minor leagues. He was more successful as a coach, leading the Boston Bruins in the 1970s. As a CBC commentator he has been extremely controversial, calling Europeans and French Canadian players chickens and wimps. Cherry hosted an interview-syle TV show in the 1980s called Don Cherry's Grapevine, which spawned similarly named bars across Ontario.
Don Cherry is a tough talkin' old man.
by RexGibson February 16, 2004
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run one off

To masturbate, usually referring to guys only. The term is used when a guy has the urge to whack it after seeing a hot girl.
I was dancing with this hot chick at the club, but I didn't go home with her. When I got home, I was so horny that I had to run one off.
by RexGibson March 6, 2004
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pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.
Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.
by RexGibson December 1, 2003
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freelance

Unstructured work, often done outside the office on a piecemeal basis. Irregular and often unpaid.
The editor asked me to do all that writing on a freelance basis, but in the end he never paid me. I took him to court.
by RexGibson March 14, 2004
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jimi hendrix

The best rock guitarist in the history of mankind. When Jimi played, the guitar seemed to be part of his body just like another limb. He was a master at mixing lead and rhythm guitar together. Unlike most guitarists, he didn't need anyone backing him up, even when he played a solo!
Jimi Hendrix could make his guitar sound like a machine gun!
by RexGibson January 1, 2004
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press the flesh

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.
John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.
by RexGibson August 11, 2004
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