Resedo's definitions

impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.

I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.

by Resedo August 6, 2009

hardcap

n. The tightly packed, rabbit pellet like ball of fecal matter that gathers at the bottom of the intestines when a person is constipated. Often difficult and painful to pass.

After eating all that cheese, it took me half an hour just to shit out the hardcap.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

buttrifice

n. Butthole, anal orifice

He stuck his finger in her buttrifice.

by Resedo August 3, 2009

oniunt

(Pronounced un-yunt)

n. A vagina that has a distinctly onion like scent.

She expected me to eat that oniunt. I said no fucking way,go clean that thing first!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Eden

High end bass amplification and speaker cabinet manufacturer since 1976. Now a subsidiary of U.S. Music Corp. Endorsed by many of the top names in the bass world. Company slogan - Never Compromise!

The Eden WT-800 amplifier used in conjunction with a couple of D410XLT cabinets is an incredibly powerful,full sounding bass rig!

by Resedo August 4, 2009