direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 09, 2008

feldman

(n.) A messy accident on a floor or other surface consisting of bodily fluids as a result of pornography shoots or other socially unacceptable behavior.

Attention. Cleanup required for a feldman in aisle 12. Feldman in aisle 12.

by requiett November 11, 2009

street leet

Ebonics + leet = 57R337 1337

5HAM3 0N A N1GGA WH0 7Ri35 70 RUN GAM3 0N A N1GGA.

by Requiett November 15, 2004

smashterbate

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in

Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.

by Requiett January 03, 2005

Holt Batnipples

n. 1. A popular pornstar 2. One who has a "package" for Neo 3. both of the above

"I'll trade your Holt Batnipples action figure for my tuna cassarole sandwich."

by Requiett November 12, 2004

pop

A quantic phenomenon in which the popularity of something is inversely proportional to its overall goodness, pop has become the baseline standard against which the quality of all decent culture, music and art can be measured against.

Cynthia is cool, unique, and trendy while being generally accepted in her clique as long as she feeds corporately-sanctioned pop culture into her daily life.

by Requiett April 02, 2005