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Zoloft

A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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Joelololol

A nickname for the world's best electronic music producer and performer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5)
Haha Joelololol's lastest fb post was soooo funny!!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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sickmau5

A nickname for techno artist deadmau5. It started after he collapsed in a pool of his own vomit during a show in Washington, DC in July of 2010.
Awwwww, poor sickmau5. I hope he feels better.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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FMC

Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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Henrietta

1) A girl's name. Not very common but still used.

2) A slang term to refer to heroin. The term "Henrietta" comes from the fact that heroin also starts with an "H" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.

Henrietta is sometimes used as a code word for heroin when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Henrietta is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Henrietta is around I am always happy" to indicate that when heroin is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
When Henrietta left the other day I got soooo sick!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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madmau5

When deadmau5 gets pissed and goes on epic rants on Facebook. He's great, it's fucking hysterical. Like when he cussed Rusko out. That was uberEpic dude!
aahahahaha!!! madmau5 is at it again! you tell em Joel!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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