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1) A girl's name. Often short for Christina.

2) A slang term to refer to crystal meth (methamphetamine). The term "Tina" comes from a corruption of the word crystal and the name Christina.

Tina is often used as a code word for crystal meth when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Tina is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "Tina is here, you wanna hang out?" to indicate you have some crystal meth and want someone to tweak with.
That bitch Tina kept me up for five days!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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An extremely popular electronic music producer and performer. He is Canadian born and is currently based out of Toronto. According to various sources deadmau5 (aka Joel Zimmerman) was the 6th most popular "DJ" in 2009.

Technically deadmau5 is not a disk jockey as he performs his tracks semi-live using the program Ableton Live and various gadgets that are not disks, and he does not ride race horses. Therefore neither the words "disk" or "jockey" have anything to do with what he does with music.

Some of deadmau5's more popular songs include "Ghosts n Stuff", "The Reward is Cheese", and "FML"
I can't wait to go to the deadmau5 show!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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Deadmau5...is not a mouse as most would believe, but a super hot guy from Canada named Joel.

He wears a mouse mask that covers his entire head, making him look like a dead mouse who plays electronic music, and at times, collapses on stage, causing mass destruction and potential electrocution.
Oh my god! Deadmau5 isn't a mouse?? I never knew that!! I always thought he was a small woodland creature!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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A super hot Live PA who I am in love with.
I wish deadmau5 would marry me. My life would then be complete.
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
by Rellik Uzi September 11, 2010
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Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!

Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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