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Poormond, VA

The real name for Richmond, VA. Poormond is the Capital of Virginia. It is filled with poverty, uneducated rednecks, men who are assholes, virtually no nightlife, and high quality drugs, particularly heroin and crack cocaine.
Let's go to Poormond, VA and score some dope!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
mugGet the Poormond, VAmug.

FFB

Acronym for "fuck Facebook" -- generally used by computer programmers who realize how poorly programmed Facebook is. Also used by Facebookers who encounter bugs associated with the poor construction of the site.
WTF??? Facebook deleted half my friends!! FFB!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the FFBmug.

Cocaine

The active ingredient in Mountain Dew, and one of the active ingredients in alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, and others. The label on these products says they contain "caffeine", but this is merely a misprint. They mean said drinks contain dissolved cocaine.
Wow this Four Loko has an incredibly high cocaine content. I think I'm gonna take over the world!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the Cocainemug.

Zoloft

A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
mugGet the Zoloftmug.

The mau5

A abbreviated name for popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
The mau5 is GOD!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the The mau5mug.

Zombie Fegelein

Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!

Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
mugGet the Zombie Fegeleinmug.

FMC

Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
mugGet the FMCmug.

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