Rellik Uzi's definitions
Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Wilhelm Keitelmug. The real name for Richmond, VA. Poormond is the Capital of Virginia. It is filled with poverty, uneducated rednecks, men who are assholes, virtually no nightlife, and high quality drugs, particularly heroin and crack cocaine.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Poormond, VAmug. Acronym for "fuck Facebook" -- generally used by computer programmers who realize how poorly programmed Facebook is. Also used by Facebookers who encounter bugs associated with the poor construction of the site.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the FFBmug. The active ingredient in Mountain Dew, and one of the active ingredients in alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, and others. The label on these products says they contain "caffeine", but this is merely a misprint. They mean said drinks contain dissolved cocaine.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Cocainemug. Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Facekeyboardmug. 1) A delicious juicy fruit with a fuzzy peel and a large pit in the middle.
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
The government is like a peach: everything seems copacetic to the average American, but in fact the government is filled with corruption, greed, and lack of any sort of morality or ethics.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Peachmug. A slang term for illegal hallucinogenic mushrooms (aka "shrooms" or "magic mushrooms"). Often used as a code word for telephone conversations or conversations in public settings where talk of illegal activities could get one in trouble.
In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
I was chillin with Sherman the other night. I saw some crazy colors and it was like the walls were breathing!!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
Get the Shermanmug.