The English language reduced to acronyms. Mostly used in online instant messaging and cell phone text messaging, however Acronymlish is starting to invade verbal speech as well. For example how often do you hear people say "WTF" or "FML" or "GDMFer!". These are all examples of Acronymlish. My prediction is soon this new condensed version of the English language will replace our current way of speaking.
dude 1: "OMFG! WTF?? STFU!! GTFO!"
dude 2: "Quit talking in Acronymlish, you sound like a fucking retard."
dude 2: "Quit talking in Acronymlish, you sound like a fucking retard."
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010

by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010

1) A delicious juicy fruit with a fuzzy peel and a large pit in the middle.
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
The government is like a peach: everything seems copacetic to the average American, but in fact the government is filled with corruption, greed, and lack of any sort of morality or ethics.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

A slang term for illegal hallucinogenic mushrooms (aka "shrooms" or "magic mushrooms"). Often used as a code word for telephone conversations or conversations in public settings where talk of illegal activities could get one in trouble.
In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
I was chillin with Sherman the other night. I saw some crazy colors and it was like the walls were breathing!!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010

1) A girl's name. Not very common but still used.
2) A slang term to refer to heroin. The term "Henrietta" comes from the fact that heroin also starts with an "H" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.
Henrietta is sometimes used as a code word for heroin when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.
Henrietta is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Henrietta is around I am always happy" to indicate that when heroin is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
2) A slang term to refer to heroin. The term "Henrietta" comes from the fact that heroin also starts with an "H" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.
Henrietta is sometimes used as a code word for heroin when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.
Henrietta is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Henrietta is around I am always happy" to indicate that when heroin is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
