Reply Hell

The blazing inferno that one might inadvertantly plunge into by having a prolonged letter or e-mail based correspondence with another -- and then repeatedly failing to execute satisfactorily complete replies ("I'll type up a more thorough response later"), resulting in a nearly indomitable accretion of material to address in future correspondences. Getting out of Reply Hell can be a task of Herculanean proportions, but, like the slaying of the Nemean Lion (or the viewing of the "Dungeons & Dragons" movie from 2000), it is not ENTIRELY impossible.

"I WOULD ask you to elaborate upon the culinary significance of the Arcturan Megadonkey, but you're deep enough in Reply Hell as it is."

by Reichu September 11, 2005

fapboy

Combination of fap and fanboy. Specifically, this refers to fanboys who routinely turn their favorite hawt female characters into side dishes.

"Evangelion" fandom is notorious for its hordes of Rei and Asuka fapboys.

by Reichu August 26, 2005

larf

Noun. The 'smile' of a canine, open-mouthed and accompanied by panting, avid tail-wagging, and a flapping tongue.

Verb. To smile (applies to canines only).

Whenever I arrive home from work, my dogs greet me with wagging tails and larfing faces.

by Reichu May 11, 2005

Tunnel of Love

The flexible cavity connecting the uterus to the outside of the body -- i.e., the vagina.

"Tonight, I'm taking my first trip into the Tunnel of Love! That is, if Cynthia is feeling hospitable..."

by Reichu July 30, 2005

farfle

The loose "pouch" of skin on a cat's abdomen.

Whenever he tried to touch the cat's farfle, the feline viciously attacked him.

by Reichu May 11, 2005

cherry pie

A virgin. Doesn't matter which sex.

"Oh, man! I got hawt poontang last night like you wouldn't believe!"
"Yuh-huh. You're a cherry pie and everyone knows it."

by Reichu August 31, 2005

anti-shipping

(1) The intense opposition of the phenomenon of shipping.
(2) A strong opposition to a particular character pairing.

n. anti-shipper: One who anti-ships.

v. anti-ship: To anti-ship.

(1) After suffering through 700 shipping threads on anime forums, I finally gave into temptation and initiated an anti-shipping campaign. But the shippers bitched so much that those asshat admins banned me for trolling.

(2) Why aren't there more Shinji/Rei anti-shippers? That relationship is wrong on SO many levels.

by Reichu September 12, 2005