Reed's definitions

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 5, 2006

black beauties

Black Beauties (also known as Black Birds or Black Bombers) are a combination of Amphetamine (Speed) and Dextroamphetamine (Active salt in Adderall). Pills are typically 20 milligrams. Effects include a mild to moderate euphoria, increased hyperactivity, increased awareness of surroundings, increased intrest in repetitive or normally boring activities, decreased apetite, and decreased ability to sleep. The added dextroamphetamine reduces comedown effects compared to amphetamine alone, but not to the extent of methamphetamine.

Black beauties were the drug of choice for truck drivers during the late 60's and early 70's, prior to the advent of methamphetamine. Methamphetamine became popular because drivers had the ability to sleep after the drug's effects wore off.

by Reed December 11, 2006

tawny roberts

quite possible the hottest porn star of all time. one of the tightest asses of any chick you've ever fucked.

Man, i had a bonner for three hours watchin tawny's fuck vids.

by reed January 24, 2004

fedis

The unborn young of a viviparous vertebrate having a basic structural resemblance to the adult animal.
In humans, the unborn young from the end of the eighth week after conception to the moment of birth, as distinguished from the earlier embryo.

Andrew got pregnant after being abused by his dad, but the fetus was later aborted.

by Reed December 9, 2003

Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

by Reed May 11, 2006

Grotesque Impalement

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.

"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement

by Reed May 5, 2006

dugout

Simple, small wooden box with a sliding or rotating lid that contains two chambers. the larger is for carrying marijuana, and the smaller for the cigarette sized pipe (often called a bat). possibly the most discrete, and least wasteful way to consume cannibis.

Hey man, you wanna roll a joint?

Nah, I'll just use my dugout.

by Reed May 5, 2006