Reed's definitions

graspulus

the painful act of grabbing a womans boobs until they explode.

nuff said.

by Reed April 23, 2004

n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

by reed April 27, 2004

Clear Liquid

LSD found in liquid form. The liquid is contained in a vile and is dropped under the toungue or in the eyes.

Have you heard of the new Clear Liquid eye drops? They work reeeaaallll good.

by Reed December 11, 2006

young buck

to stab somebody for no reason other than to ignite fear throughout the heart of students at friends school of baltimore.

because of the young bucking following Dre being attacked, Friends school of Baltimore had a 10 minute lockdown where we closed the doors and the shades and turned the lights off. there were also 4 horns. A young man named Joe richardson missed the whole thing because he was busy listening to his ipod. the crazy MC however, was social enough to agree with my theory that the first horn was to say that young buck had escaped from the penitentary and was at our school. THE NEXT FOUR HORNS SYMBOLIZED THE FOLLOWING about Buck's arrival-
1. armed with a 9 mill
2. armed with a small asian dagger
3. Accompliced by The Game
4. in a state of "random young black man from the ghetto anger"

by reed January 6, 2005

pizatch

1. A term for urinating.
2. A term for a man's penis.

1. Man, i gotta take a pizatch.
2. I'll shoot jizatch out ma pizatch forizatch.

by Reed April 23, 2004

Pimpology

A song by Too Short

"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short

by REED March 24, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 5, 2006