Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 05, 2006

cannibis

proof that there really is a god.

Dude, that cannibis plant growing in my closet is proof that a higher power really does exist.

by Reed May 05, 2006

Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.

When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.

by Reed November 29, 2004

n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

by reed April 27, 2004

college ice

slang for the beer natural ice. Natural ice is a favorite of many college students because of its low price

by REED January 29, 2003

tawny roberts

quite possible the hottest porn star of all time. one of the tightest asses of any chick you've ever fucked.

Man, i had a bonner for three hours watchin tawny's fuck vids.

by reed January 24, 2004

dugout

Simple, small wooden box with a sliding or rotating lid that contains two chambers. the larger is for carrying marijuana, and the smaller for the cigarette sized pipe (often called a bat). possibly the most discrete, and least wasteful way to consume cannibis.

Hey man, you wanna roll a joint?

Nah, I'll just use my dugout.

by Reed May 05, 2006