RedBlade7's definitions

fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.

(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?

by RedBlade7 April 7, 2008

linuxfux

A derogatory term used as an insult to Linux users. Often said by Windows users (see "wintroll").

Linuxfux are stupid. I can't get this operating system to work.

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

gold bug

Someone who either:

1. Wants to return the dollar to a gold standard,
2. Wants to use gold as money in addition to the dollar, or
3. Collects or invests in gold, silver, and/or other precious metals.

Gold bugs are sometimes associated with paranoia, conspiracy theories, 9/11 "truthers," survivalism, tax protesters, racism, anti-semitism, and the far right.

As a gold bug, I can tell you that gold is REAL money, and worthless fiat paper money is a fraud.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

family guy

The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

teh

A common misspelling of "the," often used on purpose for a joke. It is frequently applied to "teh goatse man." Also, "this is teh suck" is often used instead of the dated (1990s) "this sucks."

1. "teh goatse man"
2. "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

poon tang

Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.

"I need some sweet poon tang!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008