Rear the reaper's definitions

Curling

The most boring, useless sport in the world. It consists of three things: ice, a rock, and a broom. It's like watching grass grow, except way colder and an olympic sport. The people who curl are either Canadian, gay, or probably both.

Canadian #1: Dude, did you see that guy curling?
Canadian #2: Yeah dude. He was a fag, eh?

by Rear the reaper February 28, 2009