Realmemer69's definitions

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Pulling-A-Kai

This is defined as completely disregarding/disrespecting anything that is planned. Worse than blowing people off because Kai is so easily influenced to change his mind and he disregards everyone besides himself

Guy 1: Dude Kai didn’t show up again wtf man
Guy 2: Yea that’s quite normal I guess he is pulling-a-Kai on you

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Jeetin

When some is acting up or talkin crazy

Synonym of trippin

Yo dog stop jeetin, mu Monday is definitely a national holiday

by Realmemer69 February 28, 2021

This is everything

The mating call of a hairy horny Turkish man that became overly attached to an under classman after a one time thing.

*hooks up with a chick once*
“This is everything...”

~son of loç beech cock

by Realmemer69 September 9, 2018

Paige

A girl that is actually in your league but is in denial about being with you. She puts u so far back in the friendzone that you question if reality is worth living.

Guy 1: Hey man Should I go for Paige again in summer?
Guy 2: No you shouldn’t man she’s just gonna hurt you again, but I know you will still do it

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018