Real_NoobToob's definitions

Rachel Jackson

A nice Asian girl who has a great sense of humor. Always coming up with good ideas for memes and practical jokes.

I am friends with a Rachel Jackson.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Elees Mollywack

Elees is a gal who comes across as intimidatingly to some, but once you get to know her she is everything but.

Elees Mollywack loves public speaking.

by Real_NoobToob December 5, 2020

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

YouTube Gold

1) Any video, meme, movie scene, or song that has been edited and/or taken out of its original meaning and context and made into something uniquely new.

The Almighty Loaf is a good example of YouTube Gold. Two unique things and the makers own add ins made into one, uniquely different video.

by Real_NoobToob July 11, 2021

Smart Systems

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: [e-mail]
Phone: [phone]
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020