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Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.
Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!
by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021
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Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Azbix

The state of being mad and happy all at once.
I am very Azbix today, ma'am. It's been a weird day...
by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
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Triple Sticks

A nickname for Bob Jones III, Chancellor of Bob Jones University.
Every time Triple Sticks speaks, a meme gets its wings.
by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020
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Nobility

(Simplified Definition)
The rich people who used to control the populace. They were rich land owners who slowly lost power over a period of hundreds of years, especially in Europe.
The nobility have no place here in America!
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Itty Bits

Refer to anything that the word sounds like it could refer to.
I put some Itty Bits on my ice cream.
by Real_NoobToob May 20, 2020
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Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
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