Real_NoobToob's definitions

Itty Bits

Refer to anything that the word sounds like it could refer to.

I put some Itty Bits on my ice cream.

by Real_NoobToob May 20, 2020

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Bob Jones University

A Christian Liberal Arts university located in Greenville, SC. This university is known for a giving its students a well-rounded education through its CoRE classes and giving them a biblical education through the included Bible classes.

NoobToob goes to Bob Jones University.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Zogotorium

A book made up of various moral codes, ways of living, and teachings from different religions, beliefs, and influential individuals.

Zogotorium: "Do or do not, there is no try."

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Keila

A very sweet Peruvian girl who can make anyone's day better.

Keila gave me chocolate! It was so good.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Christopher Barnett

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020