Real_NoobToob's definitions

Bob Jones University

A Christian Liberal Arts university located in Greenville, SC. This university is known for a giving its students a well-rounded education through its CoRE classes and giving them a biblical education through the included Bible classes.

NoobToob goes to Bob Jones University.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Nathaniel Hackett

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Siri

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...

Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Azbix

The state of being mad and happy all at once.

I am very Azbix today, ma'am. It's been a weird day...

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.

Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Triple Sticks

A nickname for Bob Jones III, Chancellor of Bob Jones University.

Every time Triple Sticks speaks, a meme gets its wings.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Itty Bits

Refer to anything that the word sounds like it could refer to.

I put some Itty Bits on my ice cream.

by Real_NoobToob May 20, 2020