Real_NoobToob's definitions

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

YouTube Gold

1) Any video, meme, movie scene, or song that has been edited and/or taken out of its original meaning and context and made into something uniquely new.

The Almighty Loaf is a good example of YouTube Gold. Two unique things and the makers own add ins made into one, uniquely different video.

by Real_NoobToob July 11, 2021

Smart Systems

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: [e-mail]
Phone: [phone]
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020

Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.

The mythical ratio of Thor's hammer is blah blah blah.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Do The Roar

A scene from Shrek that is often quoted to motivate someone to do something.
A way of peer pressuring someone.

Do the roar! Do it.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Girl Groupie

The girls in your life that you hang out with a lot. They are not interested in you and you are not interested in them; you are all just good friends.

Yes Mom!? "Where are you going?" To hang with my Girl Groupies.

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020