Real_NoobToob's definitions

Itty Bits

Refer to anything that the word sounds like it could refer to.

I put some Itty Bits on my ice cream.

by Real_NoobToob May 20, 2020

Jamari

The Jamari are people devoted to popularizing anyone named "Jamar" by way of social media, word of mouth, posters, ect.

JoinTheJamari

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Bob Jones University

A Christian Liberal Arts university located in Greenville, SC. This university is known for a giving its students a well-rounded education through its CoRE classes and giving them a biblical education through the included Bible classes.

NoobToob goes to Bob Jones University.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Nathaniel Hackett

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Gaying

Being gay very close to someone, making them feel awkward. Gaying is done by straight people.

Stop Gaying on me, David!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020