Real_NoobToob's definitions

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Haleigh

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Sorry-ish

A word meaning "sorry but not sorry," but a simpler way of saying it.

Sorry that I hurt you, not sorry about what I did. So I'm Sorry-ish.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Dug Roof

Dug is a metrosexual Conservative dude with an obsession with Central Asia. Definitely a great guy and good to know when Geography is concerned. Just watch what you say around him because he will write it down and use it against you one day.

Dug Roof knows what you did ten yours ago like it happened yesterday...

by Real_NoobToob December 5, 2020

Bob Jones University

A Christian Liberal Arts university located in Greenville, SC. This university is known for a giving its students a well-rounded education through its CoRE classes and giving them a biblical education through the included Bible classes.

NoobToob goes to Bob Jones University.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Nathaniel Hackett

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Siri

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...

Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020