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As we all know after listening to Classical Music, Classic means crap which is a perfect description for this filth.
Classic Rock is a desolate tract of ogerish yobs pluking metal strings attached to blocks of wood and bashing trashcans with sticks while a very feminine castrated man that all sound like Robert 'I hate girls' Plant screams "Whole Lotta Love" and not one mention of smacking ya bitch or pimpin' ya ride is heard.
Go on Launch.com and search for Led Zeppelin and look at the Biography. They invented Metal which everybody hates and they stole all their riffs from other non-rap therefore crap artists. I haven't heard them but anyone that has to steal their music must be totally talentless because rock requires no talent to begin with unlike rap.
Listen to P.Diddy's 'Come With Me'. It has pretty corny lyircs but the beat is incredible and is better than anything Led Zeppelin could steal.
Rap was orginated by black artists unlike rock which Elvis created. Because we are better than you rap is far superior. If you disagree you are a racist and a neo-nazi KKK motherfucker!
My dad made me listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Stink Floud and it only swore once! What a piece of crap! It is no masterpieve like 'Beg for Mercy' I can tell you.
I urge all you are old people living in the past to grow up. Times are changing, get with it, just the revolution. Music is finally good and you're still stuck in the 70s when it sucked!
Classic Rock is a desolate tract of ogerish yobs pluking metal strings attached to blocks of wood and bashing trashcans with sticks while a very feminine castrated man that all sound like Robert 'I hate girls' Plant screams "Whole Lotta Love" and not one mention of smacking ya bitch or pimpin' ya ride is heard.
Go on Launch.com and search for Led Zeppelin and look at the Biography. They invented Metal which everybody hates and they stole all their riffs from other non-rap therefore crap artists. I haven't heard them but anyone that has to steal their music must be totally talentless because rock requires no talent to begin with unlike rap.
Listen to P.Diddy's 'Come With Me'. It has pretty corny lyircs but the beat is incredible and is better than anything Led Zeppelin could steal.
Rap was orginated by black artists unlike rock which Elvis created. Because we are better than you rap is far superior. If you disagree you are a racist and a neo-nazi KKK motherfucker!
My dad made me listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Stink Floud and it only swore once! What a piece of crap! It is no masterpieve like 'Beg for Mercy' I can tell you.
I urge all you are old people living in the past to grow up. Times are changing, get with it, just the revolution. Music is finally good and you're still stuck in the 70s when it sucked!
If you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'
by Real Gangsta in da House July 29, 2005
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Rap is the only true form of music.
Gawth Prep: "I listen to more than one genre of music because I'm an idiot that is very confused and doesn't know what genre of music I like"
Sane Person: "Bitch! Rap is the ONLY genre of music!"
*Shoots her to death until she dies*
Gawth Prep: "I am also ghey because I listen to classical music. I love Mozart's testicles."
Gawth Prep: "I listen to more than one genre of music because I'm an idiot that is very confused and doesn't know what genre of music I like"
Sane Person: "Bitch! Rap is the ONLY genre of music!"
*Shoots her to death until she dies*
Gawth Prep: "I am also ghey because I listen to classical music. I love Mozart's testicles."
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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Jay-Z
Prince
The Damned
Boyd Rice
Metallica fans also refer to their self entitled album as the Black Album due to its nameless cover and to symbolise the beginning of the end.
Ira Peel hasn't looked at the Music Fan Reaction List. A Metallica fan wouldn't cry because someone insulted their favourite album with such a poor insult.
BTW The Metallica album wasn't called 'The Black Album' so Jay-Z didn't steal it. You're thinking of his beats.
I am using this definition to hurl abuse at everyone else that has posted whether than describe the term. I am just like everyone else on this site. I'm cool for once unlike school!
Jay-Z
Prince
The Damned
Boyd Rice
Metallica fans also refer to their self entitled album as the Black Album due to its nameless cover and to symbolise the beginning of the end.
Ira Peel hasn't looked at the Music Fan Reaction List. A Metallica fan wouldn't cry because someone insulted their favourite album with such a poor insult.
BTW The Metallica album wasn't called 'The Black Album' so Jay-Z didn't steal it. You're thinking of his beats.
I am using this definition to hurl abuse at everyone else that has posted whether than describe the term. I am just like everyone else on this site. I'm cool for once unlike school!
Punk: Will scream and violently attack everything nearby except people.
Rap: If act tough and attempt to defend their music with crap like 'Yo is just jealous as ya not gangsta lie us nigga'
Metal: Will violently assualt the blastfermor.
Classical: Will state you as being an uncultured yob.
Emo: Will run home and cry about it in their mother's arms.
Goth: Will run home and cut themselves
Hippie: Who cares? It's all cool man.
Rap: If act tough and attempt to defend their music with crap like 'Yo is just jealous as ya not gangsta lie us nigga'
Metal: Will violently assualt the blastfermor.
Classical: Will state you as being an uncultured yob.
Emo: Will run home and cry about it in their mother's arms.
Goth: Will run home and cut themselves
Hippie: Who cares? It's all cool man.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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Stockport is full of places fo' us Gs to hang 5 innit such as the cinema to see some light entertainment such as the latest xXx movie. There are benches outside of the local 5 star resturant McDonalds where one can spit as much as he chooses. In fact, there are three McDs. Truely a luxurius choice of a home town and a highly cultured society. Such as the local musical art theater, HMV, that plays exquisite rap classics. Beautiful paintings can be around the many monuments in which artists express themselves with spraypaint with such poetry as "I fucked Jen at this spot".
Has one of the only town centres smart enough not to ban hoodies (After all, they would lose ALL their customers, literally.)
Stockport is full of places fo' us Gs to hang 5 innit such as the cinema to see some light entertainment such as the latest xXx movie. There are benches outside of the local 5 star resturant McDonalds where one can spit as much as he chooses. In fact, there are three McDs. Truely a luxurius choice of a home town and a highly cultured society. Such as the local musical art theater, HMV, that plays exquisite rap classics. Beautiful paintings can be around the many monuments in which artists express themselves with spraypaint with such poetry as "I fucked Jen at this spot".
Has one of the only town centres smart enough not to ban hoodies (After all, they would lose ALL their customers, literally.)
Stockport is a high class, cultured society so we try not to let any riff-raff like you punks or working class jazz fags get in our way.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
Lyrics to God's Messenagers 'Baby Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt'
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
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"I weaar all black and worship Satan! Fear me because I listen to Marilyn Manson and that makes me hardcore. I'm going to sit in a dark corner and cry about how bad my life is even though my daddy is rich because I'm hardcore."
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
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