Raziel's definitions

swishass

That not so fresh feeling between the cheeks of your ass.

Like when sweat mixes with leftover chunks of shit, and lubricates your ass cheeks.

After Tom ate the bag of Pringles with olestra he had swishass for a week.

by Raziel March 23, 2005

Fishermen Shower

When a fishermen sprays him self with cologne when out at sea because there isnt a shower on the boat. Same as Mexican Shower

I didnt have time for a shower before my date so i took a fishermen shower.

by Raziel April 14, 2003

twatsporks

Any one being an obnoxious little immature prick.

"Those freshmen are such twatsporks"

by Raziel February 4, 2004

the buffalo theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence

by Raziel February 4, 2004

Fuckably Hot

A term used to describe a women so hot that you must restrain your self from fucking them when ever they are around.

Miss Eaton is fuckably hot.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

crackalacking

Another way to say Whats up.

"Hey craig whats crackalacking?"

by Raziel March 18, 2003

Booty butler

The manservant of an ass.

Coor! I'd be the booty butler to that.

by Raziel January 31, 2018