Groin Ache

The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.
Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*
by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009
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Daniel Petric

A guy who killed his mom and dad because they took Halo 3 away from him.

Please people, please, don't get THIS obsessed with a fucking VIDEO GAME.
Daniel Petric is just furthering the Gamer stereotype...
by RawrItsPanda November 19, 2009
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Kid Chameleon

One of the best Sega Genesis games ever made.

A side scrolling adventure game, with over 100 levels, it's almost impossible to complete without using cheat codes. Possibly one of the hardest games of all time.

You play as a kid, trapped inside a video game. You have to make it to the end and destroy the final boss, who has captured you, and won't let you out until you do so. On the way, you'll go through forests, caves, arctic tundras, deserts, and towers in the sky.
Guy 1:Did you ever play Kid Chameleon?
Guy 2:Nope.
Guy 1:Here you go.

5 hours later.

Guy 2:HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME.
by RawrItsPanda October 02, 2009
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Christopher Scarver

The guy who killed Jeffery Dahmer (and another inmate, Jesse Anderson) in prison. He beat them to death with a broom while all three were cleaning a bathroom. Scarver said he was the "son of God", acting on his "father's" command to kill.
Christopher Scarver did us all a favor.
by RawrItsPanda November 15, 2009
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Phayel

The way you pronounce "Fail."

People use this phrase to try to be funny, unaware that it just makes them look like an asshole.
Guy 1: PHAYEL!
Guy 2: Dude. No.
by RawrItsPanda November 13, 2009
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Troll's Remorse

The feeling a troll gets when they start to feel sympathy (or, as the name suggests, remorsed) for the actions that they've committed.
Guy 1: *Spamming Steve Irwin images*
Guy 2: *Posts a picture of Steve hugging a baby tiger*
Guy 1: *Feels bad*
^That right there is troll's remorse.
by RawrItsPanda October 23, 2009
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Marble Balls

When a man is cold, and his testicles shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.
Guy 1: Dude, it's so cold. It has to be about 5 degrees.
Guy 2: Hah, you probably got marble balls right now.
by RawrItsPanda November 13, 2009
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