Raul (comes out at night)'s definitions

H1 N1ve

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.

After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.

by Raul (comes out at night) November 2, 2009

Break Up Fart

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.

Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

by Raul (comes out at night) December 15, 2011

Economic Turndown

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".

Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.

by Raul (comes out at night) February 23, 2012

Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012

McFeeling

The sudden and anxious sense of uncertainty that overcomes a person after eating McDonalds. Is typically a mishmash of dizziness/nausea/regret and worry of explosively shitting oneself.

Approximately 15 minutes after devouring the delicious Big Mac meal and side order of McNuggets, Josh felt a wave of the McFeeling come over him and had to sit down until it passed.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 7, 2012

Jizz Snake

A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.

Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009

worse than hitler

is what the bitter and uneducated say when they dislike something or someone.

Example 1: Ugh, I can't believe it's only November and the Christmas displays are out. They are worse than hitler!

Example 2: Can you believe Rob Ford apologized again? He is worse than hitler!

by Raul (comes out at night) November 20, 2013