Raul (comes out at night)'s definitions

Asshole Lane

The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.

It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.

Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009

SWAT Team

Relies heavily on the element of surprise. While a significant other is on the toilet taking a #2, the man waits quietly outside the door and pulls it (ie. loads the gun). When the time is right, the man busts open the door and lets it go all over the helpless deuce dropper. Classic!

Hey Larry!
What?
I SWAT Teamed Agnes while she was taking a dump!
Right on man!

by Raul (comes out at night) July 28, 2008

faesty

adjective: being or acting like a; jerk, asshole, weirdo, obtuse, bothersome

why you bein' so faesty, guy?

by Raul (comes out at night) November 28, 2007

Economic Turndown

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".

Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.

by Raul (comes out at night) February 23, 2012

shofart

A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.

Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013

Kings of Leon

A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.

Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."

Later that week...

Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."

by Raul (comes out at night) January 26, 2010

H1 N1ve

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.

After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.

by Raul (comes out at night) November 2, 2009