The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009
The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.
Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?
Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.
Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?
Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
by Raul (comes out at night) October 19, 2014
The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 16, 2009
A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.
by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009
A blumpkin performed on a kybo.
At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.
by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012
A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".
Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.
by Raul (comes out at night) January 28, 2012
Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.
by Raul (comes out at night) September 14, 2013