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A French Canadian CFL quarterback for the Montreal Aloutettes. He is a devout believer in Jesus Christ and prays his derrèirre off for 4th quarter miracles against the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
Jacques: "Sacrableu Tim Thibeault has dun it again Francois"!
Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".
Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".
by Raul (comes out at night) December 28, 2011
Get the Tim Thibeault mug.Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.
by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013
Get the shofart mug.A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.
Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."
Later that week...
Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."
Later that week...
Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
by Raul (comes out at night) January 26, 2010
Get the Kings of Leon mug.At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.
by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012
Get the Klumpkin mug.Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.
Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.
Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.
Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.
Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.
by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009
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Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013
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Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009
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