23 definitions by Raul (comes out at night)

H1 N1ve

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.

After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.

by Raul (comes out at night) November 3, 2009

Stempniak

Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.

Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.

Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.

"He shoots, he Stempniaks"

"What a loser, he just Stempniak'd that shot! "

"Way to go, Stempniak".

by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009

faesty

adjective: being or acting like a; jerk, asshole, weirdo, obtuse, bothersome

why you bein' so faesty, guy?

by Raul (comes out at night) November 6, 2007

The 0.5st Amendment

The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.

Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 11, 2017

Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2010

Klumpkin

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.

At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.

by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012

shofart

A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.

Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 14, 2013