Kings of Leon

A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.
Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."

Later that week...

Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
by Raul (comes out at night) January 26, 2010
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McFlashback

The unusual return of a McFeeling from one week to a year following a meal at McDonalds.
Carlita: "Oh Raul I feel weak and I think I might pass out and/or shit myself. I think it's a McFeeling but I haven't had McDonalds in months!"

Raul: "Worry not Carlita, you are probably just getting a McFlashback. Enjoy the ride."
by Raul (comes out at night) January 10, 2012
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Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.
Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.
by Raul (comes out at night) January 11, 2012
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H1 N1ve

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.
After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.
by Raul (comes out at night) November 03, 2009
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Stempniak

Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.

Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.

Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.
"He shoots, he Stempniaks"

"What a loser, he just Stempniak'd that shot! "

"Way to go, Stempniak".

by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009
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faesty

adjective: being or acting like a; jerk, asshole, weirdo, obtuse, bothersome
why you bein' so faesty, guy?
by Raul (comes out at night) November 06, 2007
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Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009
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