Raul (comes out at night)'s definitions

SWAT Team

Relies heavily on the element of surprise. While a significant other is on the toilet taking a #2, the man waits quietly outside the door and pulls it (ie. loads the gun). When the time is right, the man busts open the door and lets it go all over the helpless deuce dropper. Classic!

Hey Larry!
What?
I SWAT Teamed Agnes while she was taking a dump!
Right on man!

by Raul (comes out at night) July 28, 2008

faesty

adjective: being or acting like a; jerk, asshole, weirdo, obtuse, bothersome

why you bein' so faesty, guy?

by Raul (comes out at night) November 28, 2007

Stempniak

Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.

Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.

Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.

"He shoots, he Stempniaks"

"What a loser, he just Stempniak'd that shot! "

"Way to go, Stempniak".

by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009

JLP

The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.

Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?

Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!

by Raul (comes out at night) October 19, 2014

worse than hitler

is what the bitter and uneducated say when they dislike something or someone.

Example 1: Ugh, I can't believe it's only November and the Christmas displays are out. They are worse than hitler!

Example 2: Can you believe Rob Ford apologized again? He is worse than hitler!

by Raul (comes out at night) November 20, 2013

churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

tourettestrial radio

a far more accurate description of terrestrial radio stations that truly believe they are remaining relevant by playing the same old songs over and over and over again.

Tourettestrial radio stations have repeated their short list of songs for so many decades that it's almost like an uncontrollable tic disorder. Most people now have a difficult time tolerating it but accept that their contribution to society is to the best of their abilities.

by Raul (comes out at night) November 22, 2016