Raul (comes out at night)'s definitions

churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

Jizz Snake

A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.

Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009

worse than hitler

is what the bitter and uneducated say when they dislike something or someone.

Example 1: Ugh, I can't believe it's only November and the Christmas displays are out. They are worse than hitler!

Example 2: Can you believe Rob Ford apologized again? He is worse than hitler!

by Raul (comes out at night) November 20, 2013

The 0.5st Amendment

The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.

Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.

by Raul (comes out at night) April 21, 2018

McFlashback

The unusual return of a McFeeling from one week to a year following a meal at McDonalds.

Carlita: "Oh Raul I feel weak and I think I might pass out and/or shit myself. I think it's a McFeeling but I haven't had McDonalds in months!"

Raul: "Worry not Carlita, you are probably just getting a McFlashback. Enjoy the ride."

by Raul (comes out at night) January 10, 2012

Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012

Economic Turndown

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".

Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.

by Raul (comes out at night) February 23, 2012