134 definitions by RatchetBoo

Pidgeot

Bird Pokemon capable of flying at Mach 2 and eats Magikarp whole

I want a Pidgeot for Christmas

by RatchetBoo May 23, 2003

do his homework

A dude's alibi he uses when he's really off jerking it somewhere

-Where's Jack? He said he'd help me fix the Trans Am today...
-He's in his room doing his homework...something about a handwritten text on lesbians with big lips. He said he'll be back in a cuople of hours..
-What a perv!

by RatchetBoo July 23, 2003

Wombat

An exceptionally fat and hairy soccer mom. More than likely to be found at some backwoods bar or the grocery store, cursing out the cashier because they don't have her brand of cigarettes. Most likely to be a wannabe patriot as well. Extremely adverse to showering and shaving off their gross body hair.

My cousin's ex-boyfrined's stepfather's gay frat buddy's wifes' hairdresser lives next door to a Wombat who doesn't like to bathe.

by RatchetBoo May 10, 2003

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

Water Stone

In the Pokemon games, it helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Shellder + Water Stone= Cloyster
Eevee + Water Stone= Vaporeon
Staryu + Water Stone= Starmie

by RatchetBoo October 19, 2003

pagan skins

uhhhhh... the dried skins of pagans used as money during the Bronze Age?

..........I think.....

by RatchetBoo August 2, 2003

America Online

Slowest Internet access EVER!

AOL- Slow As Hell

by RatchetBoo October 9, 2003