RatchetBoo's definitions

pagan skins

uhhhhh... the dried skins of pagans used as money during the Bronze Age?

..........I think.....

by RatchetBoo August 1, 2003

to make it count

Short for 'to make it count in the bedroom', another way of saying your spouse/significant other is good in bed.

I don't care what anyone else says.... Hayato Kanzaki looks like he makes it count.

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

nasty

To be:
A- Disgusting, vile or lewd
B- Rude, impolite, or extremely offensive in conduct towards another person

1. LaWiesha is nasty; don't drink out of the same cup as her or borrow her toothbrush

2. Jerk-off At The Osco- Whaddya mean you don't carry ___?!! *shoves cashier* What the heck kind of sorry excuse for an Osco is this!?
Cashier- I'm sorry, but we ran out yesterday. There's nothing I can do about it now; the next shipment isn't due in for another 5 hours....and being a nasty, arrogant jerkoff won't expedite the process, either!

by RatchetBoo June 7, 2003

the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

zaftig

Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well.

Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche behind! They freak out every time I say I'm going on a diet...

by RatchetBoo September 24, 2003

Baby

The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Badonkadonk

A fat, succulent behind that brings tears to one's eyes.

Lance Alvers

by RatchetBoo September 6, 2003