RatchetBoo's definitions

dooky sticks

Shouted during an argument that is going nowhere.

Kid1-You're a big pee-pee head!
Kid2- Oh, yeah? Well, you're a big poopy-face!
Kid1- Am not!
Kid2- Are too!
*continues for five mintutes8
Kid1- Am not!
Kid3- Dooky sticks!

by RatchetBoo November 2, 2003

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.

Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

every girl's best friend

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one

Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice

the above ho aka me

by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

Urine Girl Syndrome

A disorder affecting girls of all races that causes them to look as if they pee on themselves all the time- basically, the girl has a dirty, uncultivated look about her.

Jupiter Jones has it, as well as ashanti (without make up).

by RatchetBoo October 24, 2003

friendless freak of nature

Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.

die is a friendless freak of nature

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003