RatchetBoo's definitions

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice

the above ho aka me

by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

cojonudo

Spanish for brave, 'ballsy', or 'gutsy'. Used to describe one who has testicular or ovarian fortitude. (Since in Spanish the adjective must agree with the noun, you say cojonudo when talking about a male subject or cojonuda when discussing a female subject)

-Look! That woman just rescued that kid from a burning building!
-Ay, ella es muy cojonuda...

by RatchetBoo July 12, 2003

Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Power Rangers

90's kids show that should have stopped after the third sesaon. Everything after that is gay.

My cousins loved watching Power Rangers until they started going into space and fighting dinosaurs and crap like that.

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

zaftig

Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well.

Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche behind! They freak out every time I say I'm going on a diet...

by RatchetBoo September 24, 2003

the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

Baby

The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003