RatchetBoo's definitions

dumberer

One who makes someone else dumb.

Fat Bob is a dumberer.

by RatchetBoo May 18, 2003

when pigs fly...

A statement made when somebody mentions the improbable.

Lame Person Who neithers Bathes nor Thinks- Duuuhhh...so when can I get your phone number?

Me- Oh, let's see...how about when pigs fly?

by RatchetBoo June 6, 2003

stirring the egg drop soup

Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look

A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

by RatchetBoo May 22, 2003

bible thumper

One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!

by RatchetBoo September 27, 2003

(o)(o) <-O

ASCII for moobs, or boy tits.

Fag407- Man, what a n00b!
You- Go suck your boyfriend's (o)(o)<-Os, you little toad1
Fag407- WAAAAAAAAHHH! Mom, a person on the Internet called me gay1

by RatchetBoo May 11, 2003

Spoiled Brat

The reason why many people don't want kids. Usually used to talk about children who act like stuck up little freaks and should have been aborted when their parents found out they were pregnant. Reason why Uzis and flamethrowers should be legalized as private weapons.

Shawn B. says that the spoiled brat that lives across the street from her got kidnapped last month...and his parents are actually celebrating instead of searching for him!

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

Hayato Kanzaki

The fox of all foxes. Possessor of a slamming body and a cool plasma sword.

Now that's sexful!

by RatchetBoo September 18, 2003