RatchetBoo's definitions

Eevee

Cute little Normal type Pokemon that looks like a puppy. Eevee can evolve into the following five Pokemon by using the methods below:
1: Vaporeon-water stone
2: Jolteon- thunder stone
3: Flareon- fire stone
4: Espeon- get it to evolve from happiness during the day
5: Umbreon- get it to evolve from happiness during the night

Eevees are so cute!

by RatchetBoo July 26, 2003

The Ripping Friends

One of the best shows ever! It is made by the same artist who made Ren and Stimpy. It's about four guys(Rip, Slab, Chunk, and Crag)who live with their mom and lab assistant Jimmy at Ripcot and fight crime. Some people believe they're gay because of the the stuff they do on the show, but they're not. The show is just basically a parody of past superhero shows and the lives of superheroes. It is a hilarious show.

Shawn B. favorite Ripping Friend is Chunk because he always says/does something dumb.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

nasty

To be:
A- Disgusting, vile or lewd
B- Rude, impolite, or extremely offensive in conduct towards another person

1. LaWiesha is nasty; don't drink out of the same cup as her or borrow her toothbrush

2. Jerk-off At The Osco- Whaddya mean you don't carry ___?!! *shoves cashier* What the heck kind of sorry excuse for an Osco is this!?
Cashier- I'm sorry, but we ran out yesterday. There's nothing I can do about it now; the next shipment isn't due in for another 5 hours....and being a nasty, arrogant jerkoff won't expedite the process, either!

by RatchetBoo June 7, 2003

zaftig

Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well.

Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche behind! They freak out every time I say I'm going on a diet...

by RatchetBoo September 24, 2003

Baby

The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Badonkadonk

A fat, succulent behind that brings tears to one's eyes.

Lance Alvers

by RatchetBoo September 6, 2003