RatchetBoo's definitions

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

Water Stone

In the Pokemon games, it helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Shellder + Water Stone= Cloyster
Eevee + Water Stone= Vaporeon
Staryu + Water Stone= Starmie

by RatchetBoo October 19, 2003

Shellder

APokemon that looks like a scallop and likes to bite people in their butts while they're tured around. They like sticking out their tongues and can be heard at night yelling SHELLLLLLLLLLLLDERRR! in very high-pitched voices.

Shellder bit the gay mail man in his butt, so now the gay mail man has a new pet.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Wee Wee Fish

A purple and green fish that lives in people's underwear, hence the name. They love candy, ice cream, and fat blue whales named Harlandah.

i'm just a Wee Wee Fish, swimming in the water today....

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

Hot Topic

Spencer's, but with more clothes.

I've still never been, but my roommate shops there every chance she gets.

by RatchetBoo October 23, 2003

Ash Ketchum

The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.

Andy Dickinson is an Ash Ketchum.

by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003