RatchetBoo's definitions

humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

caviar

Aka roe, fish eggs that rich people eat.

The rich man sat on his pool deck, eating caviar while he watched the sun set on the horizon.

by RatchetBoo October 24, 2003

every girl's best friend

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one

Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.

Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.

Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

Rolf, The Son of a Sheperd

One of the most interesting characters on Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. This guy lives on a farm complete with animals, a shed, and places to grow crops. He doesn't like Eddy's scams much...even though he is usually one of the first to fall for them.

He says some of the weirdest stuff:
'Show me where your mama lives!'
'Mama! A bandage for Rolf!'
'Foolish youth! The beet is the answer to all!'

by RatchetBoo November 4, 2003