RatchetBoo's definitions

bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003

juicy Avalanche behind

A backside reminiscent to that of Lance 'Avalanvhe' Alvers.

The Rock has a juicy Avalance behind...I wish I could pinch it and feel on it....

by RatchetBoo September 9, 2003

hen party

When a group of gossipy old ladies gather around and talk about everything they know, from whose son is gay to who had their baby five months before they got married.

Mrs. Wilson and Ms. Pinkett always hold hen parties on Sundays, right after moring service.

by RatchetBoo May 29, 2003

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.

Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

every girl's best friend

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one

Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

friendless freak of nature

Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.

die is a friendless freak of nature

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003