RatchetBoo's definitions

Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

Needle-Noggin

Wolfwood's nickname for Vash the Stampede

Shawn luvs Needle-Noggin! ha hahahhahahahaha :P

by RatchetBoo August 17, 2003

Wombat

An exceptionally fat and hairy soccer mom. More than likely to be found at some backwoods bar or the grocery store, cursing out the cashier because they don't have her brand of cigarettes. Most likely to be a wannabe patriot as well. Extremely adverse to showering and shaving off their gross body hair.

My cousin's ex-boyfrined's stepfather's gay frat buddy's wifes' hairdresser lives next door to a Wombat who doesn't like to bathe.

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

Frostination

What Cloyster or any other Ice-type Pokemon is capable of....

Cloyster + Blizzard = Frostination

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

titty twister

Pain! Especially if you:
A- a woman whose period is fast approaching
B- a really, really fat dude
Executed by grabbing your foe's nipple and twisting it with all your might. If done successfully, the foe usually ends up crying like a titty-baby.

My friend Marin broke up with her boyfriend after he gave her a titty twister durning sex.

by RatchetBoo October 24, 2003

Baby

The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Badonkadonk

A fat, succulent behind that brings tears to one's eyes.

Lance Alvers

by RatchetBoo September 6, 2003