Rasputin's definitions

squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

by Rasputin August 24, 2003

blazer

a reallt cool peice of clothind. It has a few disadvantages
1) Cant wear it in public
2) smells when wet
3) gets really hot and smelly
but "cool" none the less

wow look at your cool blazer Alan Elsey

by Rasputin May 18, 2003

Pizzle

a psudo-anagram of "PSL," or Port St. Lucie, a urban-sprawl town in East Central Florida. Local residents evolved the term "pizzle" from saying the letters PSL, when refering to their town.

I'm driving back to the Pizzle for Christmas.
I heard that psycho-bitch is from the Pizzle.

by Rasputin June 25, 2004

rebound

hooking up with someone shortly after being dumped (by someone else) so that you still feel wanted.

I know she's on rebound, but that's the third guy she's hooked up with this week!

by Rasputin December 17, 2004

airline paste

Semen found in an airline toilet

"Fuck, i just sat in airline Paste"

by rasputin July 17, 2003

desaparecidos

One of the best bands in the world, with headman conor oberst, the singer of bright eyes. Desaparecidos uses more guitars and is faster/louder than bright eyes. The songs aren't about emotions, like in bright eyes, but more about political rants. Desaparecidos takes a spin on faux patriotism, and the crappy epidemic that is the current music industry.

desaparecidos >>> you

by Rasputin March 30, 2003

whore-swaggler

a girl who hooks up with you while on rebound and makes you think she cares about you, but it turns out she was just a whore-swaggler.

I tried calling her for three days after we hooked up, but she never answered. I guess she was a whore-swaggler.

by Rasputin December 17, 2004