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by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
Get the Young Jeezy mug.An annoying ass electropop "rock" band that are called alternative rock even though they're not even close to being alternative. Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, OneRepublic, Train, Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, and Blink 182 are alternative rock because they use guitars in their music used to create modern rock. Imagine Dragons lack this. They're often loved by normies who don't know a goddamn thing about rock music but pretend to act like they do. In other words: generic ass boring late 2010's pop "music". See Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Charlie Puth, Demi Lovato.
Normie: Imagine Dragons is the best alternative rock band of all time, imo.
Rocker/rock fan (me): No, they are not.
Normie: Why?
Rock fan: Because they don't have the guitars required to create modern rock. Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, Train, and OneRepublic are alternative pop rock. Imagine Dragons are crappy pop "rock"
Normie: You only call it pop because it's popular, idiot.
Rock fan: No, I don't! Imagine Dragons don't even use guitars that much so they can't be referred to as rock. They're electropop. They're even in Teen Titans Go!
Normie: The correct term is "alternative rock"
Rock fan: No, it isn't. You just listen to any garbage on the "hard rock" radio stations and assume everything they say is true. It's not alternative.
Normie: Ok, whatever man, this conversation is over. Now go and listen to your emo rock.
Rock fan: Avril Lavigne is not emo you bastard!!!
Rocker/rock fan (me): No, they are not.
Normie: Why?
Rock fan: Because they don't have the guitars required to create modern rock. Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, Train, and OneRepublic are alternative pop rock. Imagine Dragons are crappy pop "rock"
Normie: You only call it pop because it's popular, idiot.
Rock fan: No, I don't! Imagine Dragons don't even use guitars that much so they can't be referred to as rock. They're electropop. They're even in Teen Titans Go!
Normie: The correct term is "alternative rock"
Rock fan: No, it isn't. You just listen to any garbage on the "hard rock" radio stations and assume everything they say is true. It's not alternative.
Normie: Ok, whatever man, this conversation is over. Now go and listen to your emo rock.
Rock fan: Avril Lavigne is not emo you bastard!!!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 26, 2022
Get the Imagine Dragons mug.Infinite: All of your friends will be destroyed, Shadow.
Shadow: I know you're trying to emo, Infinite. It's clearly not working.
Shadow: I know you're trying to emo, Infinite. It's clearly not working.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
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Get the Squidward mug.E-40 in the 1990s:
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022
Get the E-40 mug.Radio announcer: Alright, coming up next, we got the Dragons, on 103.5 the Edge! Listen on iHeartRadio!
Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?
Red: Apparently...
Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.
Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?
Red: Apparently...
Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022
Get the Butt Rock mug.Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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