Raspberry Necessary 35's definitions

Rapstar

Something Polo G is.

Johnny: Who's that rapstar in front of us?
Ozzy: Oh, it's just Polo G.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

SNL

A show only watched by middle aged moms. Also cringe jokes.

Reporter: Coming up night week on SNL,band Maneskin will perform "Beggin'" on stage. You'll be begging for these people at the crowd to bond their skin

Mother: I'm so excited!
Kid: I'm not, Maneskin sucks ass, I'm going to rock music like Green Day, Avril Lavigne, or Blink 182, not these posers.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

Dora the Explorer

A blind asshole girl who can't see anything in front of her.

Dora the Explorer: "Where's the mountain?"
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.

Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

Sonic Forces

Terrible normie Sonic game that has the worst storyline in all of Sonic. Tails is very afraid and can't do things on his own. Also, Chaos was revealed to return again, but it was all a prank, meaning they lied. Plus, the levels are terrible, especially the Classic Sonic ones. It even makes Labyrinth look good, and that's not a good thing. And the music is awful and even Cardi B can make better songs than Fist Bump. This game is the reason why 10s Sonic, other than Generations and Mania, sucks ass, along with Lost World, and Boom as a whole. Also why 00s Sonic is way better because we had good games. Call me a boomer, but I was born in 2005.

Normie: Sonic Forces is amazing! Best game of the 21th Century!

Me: You're joking. Sonic has way better games than Forces, especially from the 2000s. Unleashed, Colors, 3 and Knuckles, Adventure 2, Black Knight, Chronicles, Secret Rings, even 06 is universes ahead of Forces.

Normie: What.

Me: You don't know those games?! Educate yourself. Because Forces is the definition of a normie Sonic game. Those games are better and are good.

Normie: Ok boomer.

Me: I was born in 2005 you idiot!!!

Normie: Okay then, chill. Go listen to your lean Xanax music. I'm going to listen to good Sonic songs.

Me: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Asap Rocky, Tyler The Creator, and YBN Cordae don't do Xanax fool!!!

Normie: Racist.

Me: "Racist" my ass!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

Normie rock

Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, any Disney Channel or Nickelodeon boy band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, The 1975, One Direction, Rixton, Maneskin, Glass Animals, and the Jonas Brothers.

Silk: Imagine Dragons are the best alternative rock band of all time!

Alex: They are not rock, hardly even alternative. They are electropop. They're a normie rock band. Therefore you are a normie. Listen to Green Day, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, etc. They're alternative rock.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 27, 2022

Rock poser

Maneskin and their "Beggin'" song.

Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!

Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022