Rasnodar's definitions

Statutory Rape Victim

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

by Rasnodar January 18, 2011

little kid

The most annoying thing in the universe

I have to get away from that little kid! He's driving me crazy!

by Rasnodar April 26, 2011

Teletubbicide

Killing a teletubby.

He went to prison for teletubbicide.

by Rasnodar December 6, 2010

Statutory Rape

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

by Rasnodar December 8, 2010

Telecide

Killing your television set.

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards

by Rasnodar December 10, 2010

Teletubbist

Someone who campaigns against anti-teletubby discrimination.

The news headline said "Prominent teletubbist leads march for teletubby rights"

by Rasnodar December 25, 2010

just friends

When a man and a woman care about each other and spend a lot of time together, but neither of them wants sex.

Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.

Ryan: Have you and Sarah done it yet?

John: No, and we never will. We're just friends.

by Rasnodar January 2, 2015