1 definition by Ransom Hob

Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob June 5, 2005