Randybobany's definitions
When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.
"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"
"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "
"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "
by Randybobany January 28, 2017
Get the Lawerencemug. A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.
"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Derekmug. A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. noun: chad; plural noun: chads
A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
by Randybobany January 28, 2017
Get the Chadmug. A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jacobmug. Kerry is the name of a woman she has a huge heart and can be moody at times like all people named Kerry she has her problems but strives to overcome. A Kerry is a loyal trusting sort, she has huge titties and every man wants her and wants to ruffle their taters against her dirt box.
"Guy: Who's that awesome chick ?"
"Girl: That's Kerry why ?"
"Guy: She makes me wanna take old one eye to the optometrist"
"Girl: That's Kerry why ?"
"Guy: She makes me wanna take old one eye to the optometrist"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Kerrymug. A person who displays serious impulse and emotional disorders. Commonly recognized by this persons ability to make themselves look completely insane, a completely incompetent person who thinks they have the authority to tell others what to do.
Person please be rational about this.
Kathy how dare you tell me what to do, do you know who i am?
Person please allow me to explain
Kathy do as i say or I'm calling the cops
Person ok call them
Kathy oh you better believe I'm going to you're in trouble now.
Cops shut up kathy
Kathy how dare you tell me what to do, do you know who i am?
Person please allow me to explain
Kathy do as i say or I'm calling the cops
Person ok call them
Kathy oh you better believe I'm going to you're in trouble now.
Cops shut up kathy
by Randybobany October 28, 2020
Get the Kathymug.