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An incel is someone who is undesirable by the opposing sex. Incels are socially awkward and lack the required skills to progress in life.
SHANE: why doesn't anyone want me?
Girl: because you're an incel you're gross you don't shower you dont have a job and you live with your mother.
Girl: because you're an incel you're gross you don't shower you dont have a job and you live with your mother.
by Randybobany November 25, 2020
Get the Incel mug.To pull a Dylan is to over react based off of word of mouth information. When the evidence and facts suggest he's been given fraudulent information, the over reaction is the act of not thinking and acting resulting in a Dylan.
Dylan: IF YOU TOUCH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
by Randybobany September 27, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.
"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Ryan mug.noun: chad; plural noun: chads
A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
by Randybobany January 28, 2017
Get the Chad mug.A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jacob mug.A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jordan mug.A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.
"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
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