Randybobany's definitions

Amanda

Someone who stops being your friend suddenly for no reason. The person doesn't have to be an actual amanda to be called an amanda.

Dude: are you and amy not friends anymore?

Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly

Dude: damn that's the worst

Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me

by Randybobany October 3, 2020

Chad

noun: chad; plural noun: chads

A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.

"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom

"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Lawerence

When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.

"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"

"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Chad

Is a common name of an overly cocky fool-hearted man-child. Chads tend to think they're gods gift to women when they really aren't, a chad will usually be overweight bald and brag about their sexual prowess. When you meet a woman who has dated a chad they all say the same thing, chads are abusive manipulative jerks who take advantage of women, usually by means of date rape drugs to compensate for their tiny pencil dicks and running debts up in other people's names.

Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Donnie

A sad pathetic example of a man/boy. Hugs for too long with others partners. Always hitting on taken adult woman when he is a miner. And has an undersized sack.

Girl : hey whos that guy
Girl2: Oh thats donnie

Girl: I hear he likes older women
Girl2: Yeah he does but only the broken child like ones

by Randybobany May 22, 2017

Kerry

Kerry is the name of a woman she has a huge heart and can be moody at times like all people named Kerry she has her problems but strives to overcome. A Kerry is a loyal trusting sort, she has huge titties and every man wants her and wants to ruffle their taters against her dirt box.

"Guy: Who's that awesome chick ?"
"Girl: That's Kerry why ?"
"Guy: She makes me wanna take old one eye to the optometrist"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017