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When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.
"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"
"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "
"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "
by Randybobany January 28, 2017
Get the Lawerence mug.A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jacob mug.Someone who stops being your friend suddenly for no reason. The person doesn't have to be an actual amanda to be called an amanda.
Dude: are you and amy not friends anymore?
Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly
Dude: damn that's the worst
Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me
Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly
Dude: damn that's the worst
Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me
by Randybobany October 3, 2020
Get the Amanda mug.noun: chad; plural noun: chads
A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
by Randybobany January 28, 2017
Get the Chad mug.To pull a Dylan is to over react based off of word of mouth information. When the evidence and facts suggest he's been given fraudulent information, the over reaction is the act of not thinking and acting resulting in a Dylan.
Dylan: IF YOU TOUCH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
by Randybobany September 27, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.
"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Ryan mug.A person who displays serious impulse and emotional disorders. Commonly recognized by this persons ability to make themselves look completely insane, a completely incompetent person who thinks they have the authority to tell others what to do.
Person please be rational about this.
Kathy how dare you tell me what to do, do you know who i am?
Person please allow me to explain
Kathy do as i say or I'm calling the cops
Person ok call them
Kathy oh you better believe I'm going to you're in trouble now.
Cops shut up kathy
Kathy how dare you tell me what to do, do you know who i am?
Person please allow me to explain
Kathy do as i say or I'm calling the cops
Person ok call them
Kathy oh you better believe I'm going to you're in trouble now.
Cops shut up kathy
by Randybobany October 28, 2020
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