RandyL's definitions

Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

by RandyL August 15, 2005

Crono

1. Bad-ass mute with red Spikey/Punk hair.
2. Swordsman (Guy that will cut you and make you bleed)

"Man, Crono popped the King's daughter and got away Scot-Free..."

by RandyL March 8, 2003

Dead Convo

What's the Conversation me, Travis and Rob are having thsi moment on MSN.

When no one has typed anything for awhile.

by RandyL March 10, 2003

Ryoko

A demoness from Hell whose sole purpose is to drain the souls of men by having sex with them.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

Not to be confused with a Succubus, although they are very similar.

Ryoko says:
no...

^ But we know she's lying.

by RandyL March 13, 2003

Ziggurat

The stupid, crappy and fat son of Mai.
Father unknown.
Serves no real purpose other then to occupy space in the universe.

Lynx

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Mai

Current Children: Ziggurat, Matt

If Mai got herself pregnant with her Male side: Maivis

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Horse Whiskers

A good name for a Country Music Group.

"Jesus Christ, that's the fourth fucking time that goddamned song by Horse Whiskers has been on in the last hour!"

by RandyL March 16, 2003