RandyL's definitions

New York Minute

A fuxing hard difficulty setting o Max Payne.

You have 1 minute to finish the level, but you can gain seconds to your time by killing ans stuff.

">_< OMFG how the fuck am I supposed to run that fast to the fucking end of the fucking subway"

by RandyL December 8, 2003

Dead Convo

What's the Conversation me, Travis and Rob are having thsi moment on MSN.

When no one has typed anything for awhile.

by RandyL March 10, 2003

Crono

1. Bad-ass mute with red Spikey/Punk hair.
2. Swordsman (Guy that will cut you and make you bleed)

"Man, Crono popped the King's daughter and got away Scot-Free..."

by RandyL March 8, 2003

Mai

Current Children: Ziggurat, Matt

If Mai got herself pregnant with her Male side: Maivis

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Ziggurat

The stupid, crappy and fat son of Mai.
Father unknown.
Serves no real purpose other then to occupy space in the universe.

Lynx

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

by RandyL August 15, 2005

Horse Whiskers

A good name for a Country Music Group.

"Jesus Christ, that's the fourth fucking time that goddamned song by Horse Whiskers has been on in the last hour!"

by RandyL March 16, 2003