Random Sewer Rat's definitions

No w

The only comeback that can beat "no u".

Person 1- "whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!"
Person 2- "no u"
Person 1- "no w"
Everyone else- "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH burn!!!!!"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

3 hours

how long we have been sitting here writing urban dictionary definitions

Oh god....its been 3 hours

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Cheese Launch

When you stop at a light and woah, hold on a second, its the dober bros, so you whip out some cheese singles and fling them at their expensive car that they got from their videos exploiting and doing stupid faked challenges.

Person in car- "Hey are you the dobre brothers?"

Dobre bros- "Ya"

(does cheese launch and whips cheese at the side of their car)

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Chode

Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)

Im a chode im a chode im a chode

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

wsdgcfiuwgvbisbkcnposadc

When you faint in the middle of hacking into the government systems and spill your coffee all over you computer cause you hate computers and you got a degree in computer science but end up becoming an author and HATE computers and smack them off of tables whenever you get the chance and one spinach leaf is enough to fill you up.

Neil Breen (who hates computers)- "I'm so tired from hacking into all the government systems but oh no I got full on spinach leaves and am about to faint on top of my computer that I hate and spill my coffee on the computer....that I hate... wsdgcfiuwgvbisbkcnposadc"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Mackaina

A really cool redhead, she has big ears but owns it. She likes to think she has blonde hair but we all know it's a lie. She has a tendency to date a guy she doesn't even like, fudge him, dump him, and then move on to date his identical twin and older brother. She also seems to have lots of dreams wherein she makes out with a virgin boy.

Mackaina- "I did it, I finally broke up with him"
Bestest friend- "I HELPED!!"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Hannah

She is genuinely the most amazing sweet person you'd ever meet, she is kind, suuuuuper funny, and probably the prettiest person the walk the face of the earth. She is the type of person every boy wants to be with, and the person that every girl wants to be more like. If you get the chance to be close to a Hannah do it, cause it's the best decision you will ever make.

Anyone- "Wow did you see Hannah over there, she is so perfect I can't eeeeeeeeven!!"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020