Random Sewer Rat's definitions

Couch

I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep

im a couch

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

FROG

F-Forever
R-Really
O-Obsessed with
G-Gonads

Person 1- Damn I'm FROG!
Person 2- Wow I didn't know you loved them so much!

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

No w

The only comeback that can beat "no u".

Person 1- "whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!"
Person 2- "no u"
Person 1- "no w"
Everyone else- "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH burn!!!!!"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Dementors

The worst part about prison.

Especially when they are flying all over the place.

"The worst part about prison....was....the dementors"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Mother Trucker Dude

when something hurts like a buttcheek on a stick

mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Chode

Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)

Im a chode im a chode im a chode

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

wsdgcfiuwgvbisbkcnposadc

When you faint in the middle of hacking into the government systems and spill your coffee all over you computer cause you hate computers and you got a degree in computer science but end up becoming an author and HATE computers and smack them off of tables whenever you get the chance and one spinach leaf is enough to fill you up.

Neil Breen (who hates computers)- "I'm so tired from hacking into all the government systems but oh no I got full on spinach leaves and am about to faint on top of my computer that I hate and spill my coffee on the computer....that I hate... wsdgcfiuwgvbisbkcnposadc"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020