Junglesalt

The dried salt that is left over from a booty that was glistening with sweat.

Yeah bro, so when I got home from work early my spot on the couch was crusted in junglesalt.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Gaple Syrup

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

Rotten Potsticker

An Asian female that gets way to clingy after fucking her.

Hey bro, you gotta help me shake this rotten potsticker, she's practically stalking me.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Sacslimer

A region specific term reserved for hella promiscuous females who claim to be allergic to latex. They are quite easy to hunt due to their snail trail secretions and are always in season regardless of their relationship status.

Damn dude, are you really trying to trophy wife that sacslimer? You should probably go hunting acouple more times before you get taken to the taxidermist.

by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020

Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020