Ranchgirls's definitions

Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.

I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

fetty pawghetti

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

by Ranchgirls August 18, 2023

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Crackheads Chance

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.

Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Sacto crack hoe

A promiscuous female who lives in sacramento, ca and will do any sexual act for drugs or money.

Yeah man, that sacto crack hoe sure is something else, I don't think I want to see her ever again.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Chinabathing

The act of using a public restroom to wash off the scent of the cheating sex that just occurred.

Yeah so she's been chinabathing for afew weeks now and It's really starting to show.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

cuckmire

A fetish where 1 lesbian wears a plaid blazer and is merely observing her female partner who is doing a dude with a strapon.

Hell yeah that was an epic cuckmire Jules, can't wait to see what else is in store.

by Ranchgirls June 9, 2022