Ranchgirls's definitions

Secret Sad Boy

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Solutrean

An anatomically modern homo sapien who has the savagely insatiable sexual appetite of a caveman.

He was such a solutrean in the sac. Hubba hubba.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

weng weng

I shorter that average dude who is a crime fighting badass that has a weakness for women.

Weng weng totally banged every chick he encountered.

by Ranchgirls January 3, 2021

LA Boy

A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.

Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Gaze in the military

To take a deeper look into the practices of any nations military and honor their sacrifices and triumphs.

I had to gaze in the military until I was honorably discharged.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Kongsnot

A term for a thick goopy cum load.

What the hell is all the kongsnot doing in the guest bedroom honey?

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020