Ranchgirls's definitions

Tunapotomus

An morbidly obese slut with a wide ass.

I was so drunk bro, I don't even remember having sex with that tunapotomus.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Ugandan unabomber

When a guest takes a dump in your bathroom sink then fills it up with warm water and invites the rest of his refugee family over for soup.

So the current exchange student is a total Ugandan unabomber, don't you guys do background checks on these people?

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Solutrean

An anatomically modern homo sapien who has the savagely insatiable sexual appetite of a caveman.

He was such a solutrean in the sac. Hubba hubba.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

weng weng

I shorter that average dude who is a crime fighting badass that has a weakness for women.

Weng weng totally banged every chick he encountered.

by Ranchgirls January 3, 2021

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Rotisserie Pussy

A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020