Definitions by Ranchgirls

innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.

My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.

innocent perversion by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

cum snob 

A girl who imposes irrational or superficial standards and prejudicial exclusionary characteristics for her sexual partners.

I was hittin' that three or four times a week before she bleached her hair and became a cum snob.

cum snob by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

spleen digging 

The act of deeply penetrating your partner.

I hope you enjoyed your salad baby because after your dialysis appointment I am going to be spleen digging you all night long.

spleen digging by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

tampron 

A male who is used by females as an emotional support companion in a non-sexual capacity.

Dude, she's never gonna bang you, shes only using you when her dude is being a jerk to her stop being such a tampron.

tampron by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

doublewide casket 

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

doublewide casket by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

cosby alibi 

When you stand up or defend a known rapist through coersion, blackmail, collusion or simply your own perceived personal gain that comes as a result of your false referencing.

Yeah that Gavin Newsome has a wife who is one hell of a cosby alibi.

cosby alibi by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

bordertown promdate by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023