Ranchgirls's definitions

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

tampron

A male who is used by females as an emotional support companion in a non-sexual capacity.

Dude, she's never gonna bang you, shes only using you when her dude is being a jerk to her stop being such a tampron.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

spleen digging

The act of deeply penetrating your partner.

I hope you enjoyed your salad baby because after your dialysis appointment I am going to be spleen digging you all night long.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

cum snob

A girl who imposes irrational or superficial standards and prejudicial exclusionary characteristics for her sexual partners.

I was hittin' that three or four times a week before she bleached her hair and became a cum snob.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.

My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Really Gay Cyprus

A falsely arrogant, greedily entitled, self righteous, manipulatively two faced, little mooch boy who runs and cries to his hippie Mommy when his feelings are hurt. Tries to walk around with his chest puffed out like he has actually done something with his pathetic little life in order to take the attention away from his fetal alcohol syndrome browridge and selfish demeanor.

I wonder is that really gay cyprus kid will ever admit when he is wrong and realize the potential he's wasting as the illegitimate son of the singer of red hot chilli peppers.

by Ranchgirls January 16, 2023

involuntary consent

When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.

I CANT BELIEVE THE ENTIRE SORORITY IS GOING TO TESTIFY THAT SHE GAVE INVOLUNTARY CONSENT.

by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023