Ranchgirls's definitions

Germission

The consent, signal or go ahead to transfer your germs to another person.

I'm going to need everyone's parents to sign and turn in germission slips by Tuesday.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Sploominate

To intentionally cum inside of a bitch with the hope of getting her pregnant.

Baby we ain't using condoms tonight I and gonna sploominate them guts on my momma!

by Ranchgirls November 15, 2020

Tuna Dandruff

The dried up cum flakes left on the outside of the vagina after a gangbang.

Honey would you please scratch off that tuna dandruff before I go for a round?

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.

Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.

by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021

Cringe slip

The act of sleeping with a partner who is considerably less attractive than yourself.

Damn bro, that cringe slip last night was the sloppiest dirtbag I've ever seen, what were you thinking?

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020