Ranchgirls's definitions

sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

by Ranchgirls August 8, 2023

SPS

Selective Pussy Syndrome.

Stinky Pussy Syndrome.
Salty Pussy Syndrome.
Sloppy Pussy Syndrome.

She denied me by saying she suffer from SPS.
Really? Because I gave her SPS, bro.

by Ranchgirls January 9, 2024

Nizzy Tangle

The act of finding ones self in a precarious situation or predicament that is the circumstance of somebody else decisions.

So I'll give you my phone and my watch and my car keys to get out of this nizzy tangle.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.

Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Slutty Muslim

A middle eastern girl who exclusively only sleeps with guys outside of her religion and race.

Yeah bro, so that slutty muslim had quite the body and face under that burka. Who would have guessed?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.

I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020