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Hidden Vaggie Ranch

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.
Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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crapoleon

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.
That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.
by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023
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Really Gay Cyprus

A falsely arrogant, greedily entitled, self righteous, manipulatively two faced, little mooch boy who runs and cries to his hippie Mommy when his feelings are hurt. Tries to walk around with his chest puffed out like he has actually done something with his pathetic little life in order to take the attention away from his fetal alcohol syndrome browridge and selfish demeanor.
I wonder is that really gay cyprus kid will ever admit when he is wrong and realize the potential he's wasting as the illegitimate son of the singer of red hot chilli peppers.
by Ranchgirls January 16, 2023
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Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.
My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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Fatty-NoDaddy

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.
Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.
by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020
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Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.
Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
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COV POS

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.
by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020
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