Ralph's definitions
A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.
Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
Get the kiltmug. 
the people who want to control what you think and get rid of people in tv and radio who are not apart of the republican party or george bushes religious right. all want to get rid of howard stern the greatest thing to happen to radio since fm
howard stern is being kicked off of the radio for saying that president bush is wrong in his views of censorship
by ralph March 12, 2004
Get the FCCmug. by Ralph September 18, 2003
Get the dumb bmug. Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.
by Ralph March 1, 2005
Get the MUGmug. 