Ralf's definitions

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

worm dirt

chewing tobbaco that comes in a can.

billy bob loaded his lip with worm dirt then cowboyed up on a rank bull.

by ralf May 16, 2004

palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by ralf June 17, 2004

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

by ralf May 3, 2004

turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

by ralf May 17, 2004