16 definitions by Ralf

slapnut

a complete idiot that is less than everyone else.

Garrett Johnson

by Ralf February 5, 2004

Burp

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

Girl: -Belch.-
Ralf: Marry me!

by Ralf April 6, 2005

worm dirt

chewing tobbaco that comes in a can.

billy bob loaded his lip with worm dirt then cowboyed up on a rank bull.

by Ralf May 16, 2004

ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

by Ralf April 16, 2004

palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by Ralf June 18, 2004

turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway

You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by Ralf May 16, 2004