lifetime movies

Like the Channel; A Place For Battered Women

The movies are the best, low-budget, D-list actors, Real "teen" issues

The movies are kind of Troma Production like in their crude low-budget manners.

The movies have really bad plots that are easy to laugh at and make fun of.

Such as; She's Too Young- a whole Junior High gets syphilis from giving'receiving oral

Cyber Seduction-A "typical" teen gets addicted to internet porn (the breaking point for the parents was not the thousands of dollars their son was spending on porn, but when he got kicked of the swim team because he was too busy masturbating.

you can rent these movies too, or just watch them on LIfetime, because they are always on.
They are all instant classics
by Rad_ September 15, 2005
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Stella

Wain-Hi I'm David
Showalter- Hi I'm Michael
Black- Hi I'm Michael Ian Black and I love the 80's
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Goth Topic

Who ever just wrote "only emos go to goth topic"; What? That doesn't even make sense. That's like saying only Democrats live in Texas. They are complete opposites.

Goths and Goth Topic suck, Why did they have to ruin Nightmare Before Christmas and Invader Zim for the rest of us, not to mention give a horible name to real Goths. Goths nowadays are cowaring pussies that stay home and cry, compared to the "real" Goths who defeated the Romans. The Gothic people did not defeat the Roman Empire by being afraid of the sunlight and wearing studded dog collars around their necks.
Goths and Goth Topic suck
by Rad_ September 15, 2005
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Vag

Ben- Are you going to tap that?(referring to Suzy)
Adam- Yeah
Ben- Anal, or through the vag?
Adam- Vag definitely
Ben- OK, be careful though, I heard Suzy has the Clap
by Rad_ September 16, 2005
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nip/tuck

It's so good that I re-watch the previous seasons every Sarturday for three-hours
Matt is really ugly, and I man-whore. Christian is the best, even though he is a sexiholic, I can handle a man addicted to sexihol(Sic)
by Rad_ September 15, 2005
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the clap

Abbreviation for Chlamydia, not the closely related Gonorrhea

Chlamydia is the most common viral STD among teenagers
Be careful, I heard Suzy has the Clap
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Surf nazis must die

A really low budget Troma film.
This is what's on the back of the DVD Sleeve, confirming how shitty the movie is;
When the grandson of a gun wielding woman is murdered by neo-nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future, this grandma hunts them down for some bloodthirsty revenge.

It is funny in the sense that you can laugh at the poor stunts and random sex scene.
by Rad_ September 15, 2005
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