8 definitions by Raccooninabox
1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.
2) eating gravy.
3) slang swear
2) eating gravy.
3) slang swear
by Raccooninabox June 14, 2006
an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.
They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.
They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.
-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.
by Raccooninabox November 19, 2006
by Raccooninabox June 14, 2006
(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.
They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.
They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.
The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.
by Raccooninabox August 4, 2006
Lindsey stood in the blop of people at break time.
Alan put a blop of sour cream on his baked potato.
There was a huge blop of jelly on Ken's face.
A blop of oranges were on the ground.
Alan put a blop of sour cream on his baked potato.
There was a huge blop of jelly on Ken's face.
A blop of oranges were on the ground.
by Raccooninabox September 1, 2006
1. (adjective) used to describe someone who has pissed you off.
2. (noun) A type of formalwear worn on the buttox of a man or women during sex. )see also top hat)
3. Martha Stewart after and before her prison break.
2. (noun) A type of formalwear worn on the buttox of a man or women during sex. )see also top hat)
3. Martha Stewart after and before her prison break.
1. Merv is such an asshat! He sunk my yacht with a stick of dynamite!
2. Alex put on his asshat as he was mounting Gary for the first time.
3. Martha sold her IMCLONE stock and she went to jail. The asshat then proceeded to break out.
2. Alex put on his asshat as he was mounting Gary for the first time.
3. Martha sold her IMCLONE stock and she went to jail. The asshat then proceeded to break out.
by Raccooninabox July 2, 2006
A purple van driven by a Social Services worker in the state of North Carolina.
The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.
Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.
This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.
If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.
The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.
Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.
This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.
If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.
Marc: We saw the condom mobile today. It was cruising around town. My boyfriend, Cody, went and asked the social worker, Mr. Doe, for some condoms.
John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.
John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.
by Raccooninabox July 2, 2006