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ScumMo

Nickname for Scott Morrison, who is, as of writing, the current Australian Prime Minister.

This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.
"Oh, Lord. ScumMo is pontificating... again!
by RTM 1963 March 21, 2021
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House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.
"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."
by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024
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Cockroach

Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.
The Cockroaches are going to be crushed by the power of the Queensland Maroons.
by RTM 1963 October 18, 2023
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Poofter Drill

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.
"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"
by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024
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You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.
So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.
by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023
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Toading

A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.

This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.

All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?

Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021
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The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.
Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.
by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017
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