RTM 1963's definitions

Muttink

A word used by people of a very special level of intelligence for what others would call a dog.

"Whose muttink is this?"

by RTM 1963 September 19, 2025

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy

Someone who regularly gets sodomised by someone who regularly gets sodomised by a top.

"Oh, look! That one's a bum boy of the bum boy! Low man on the totem pole at Nudgee College!

by RTM 1963 September 12, 2025

rum and curry fart

Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.

I just passed a rum and curry fart, and stank out my workplace.

by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.

"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."

by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024