Combat Wombat

A nickname given to Australian soldiers, in particular the infantry.

This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."
"And now, here, we observe the Australian Combat Wombat in the preliminary manouvers of it's mating ritual."
by RTM 1963 March 24, 2023
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The Roaring Days

Term used in Australia for the Gold Rush era, when Colonial Australia was wilder than the American Wild West.
Also when the Bushrangers such as Bold Ben Hall and Ned Kelly roamed the country.
"Oh, yes. The Roaring Days were indeed glorious and wild. The country was so much younger then."
by RTM 1963 November 12, 2022
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You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
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Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023
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You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.
So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.
by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023
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Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
by RTM 1963 July 05, 2023
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Metho

Australian and British slang for a person addicted to drinking methylated spirits (denatures alcohol, for the Yanks reading this.) They would mix in orange juice (used to kill the taste) and often fall into incoherent rants and ramblings that make those of methamphetamine users seem coherent by comparison. They did, however, make much more sense than the rants of many of the talking heads found on Sky News and other cable channels operated by the Murdoch Apparat.

They were quite often found in local parks and places like Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, Queensland.
"Oh dear. The metho has been in the turps again."
by RTM 1963 May 22, 2022
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