RTM 1963's definitions

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

Combat Wombat

A nickname given to Australian soldiers, in particular the infantry.

This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."

"And now, here, we observe the Australian Combat Wombat in the preliminary manouvers of it's mating ritual."

by RTM 1963 March 24, 2023

Muttink

A word used by people of a very special level of intelligence for what others would call a dog.

"Whose muttink is this?"

by RTM 1963 September 19, 2025

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy

Someone who regularly gets sodomised by someone who regularly gets sodomised by a top.

"Oh, look! That one's a bum boy of the bum boy! Low man on the totem pole at Nudgee College!

by RTM 1963 September 12, 2025

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.

"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."

by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022

rum and curry fart

Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.

I just passed a rum and curry fart, and stank out my workplace.

by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018