RTM 1963's definitions

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

Rectus Dominus

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.

So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.

by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023

Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson

Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.

by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015

House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.

"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."

by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024