RTM 1963's definitions

House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.

"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."

by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024

ScumMo

Nickname for Scott Morrison, who is, as of writing, the current Australian Prime Minister.

This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.

"Oh, Lord. ScumMo is pontificating... again!

by RTM 1963 March 21, 2021

Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023

Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson

Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.

by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015

Stormtrumper

NIckname for Donald trump supporters coined by Berkley Breathed of "Bloom County" fame in his revived comic strip "Bloom County 2015" on Friday, 7th of August, 2015.

"See that guy over there with the bad hair-do? Typical stormtrumper."

by RTM 1963 September 12, 2015

The Cult With No Balls

A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.

"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.

by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017