RTM 1963's definitions

You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.

So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.

by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023

House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.

"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."

by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024

ScumMo

Nickname for Scott Morrison, who is, as of writing, the current Australian Prime Minister.

This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.

"Oh, Lord. ScumMo is pontificating... again!

by RTM 1963 March 21, 2021

He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm

Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.

by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021

Metho

Australian and British slang for a person addicted to drinking methylated spirits (denatures alcohol, for the Yanks reading this.) They would mix in orange juice (used to kill the taste) and often fall into incoherent rants and ramblings that make those of methamphetamine users seem coherent by comparison. They did, however, make much more sense than the rants of many of the talking heads found on Sky News and other cable channels operated by the Murdoch Apparat.

They were quite often found in local parks and places like Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, Queensland.

"Oh dear. The metho has been in the turps again."

by RTM 1963 May 22, 2022

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

Cockroach

Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.

The Cockroaches are going to be crushed by the power of the Queensland Maroons.

by RTM 1963 October 18, 2023