RTM 1963's definitions

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014

Tool-tugger

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.

That George, he is such a tool-tugger!

by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014

Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

Traps

Australian slang from the gold rush era. Originally referred to police officers who would go around the gold fields to inspect gold mining licences who would use any excuse (such as your licence was not on your person) to arrest (or "trap") you. Later used for the police in general.

"Look out! Here come the traps!"

by RTM 1963 December 4, 2014

Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson

Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.

by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015

Stormtrumper

NIckname for Donald trump supporters coined by Berkley Breathed of "Bloom County" fame in his revived comic strip "Bloom County 2015" on Friday, 7th of August, 2015.

"See that guy over there with the bad hair-do? Typical stormtrumper."

by RTM 1963 September 12, 2015

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017