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Headjob

1) Oral Sex

2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.
"Hey! How about a headjob?"

"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"
by RTM 1963 July 3, 2018
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Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm
"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."
by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025
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The Cult With No Balls

A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.
"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.
by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025
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House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.
"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."
by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024
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ScumMo

Nickname for Scott Morrison, who is, as of writing, the current Australian Prime Minister.

This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.
"Oh, Lord. ScumMo is pontificating... again!
by RTM 1963 March 21, 2021
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Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023
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Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson
Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.
by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015
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