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Christopher Newport is just like UVA, only prettier. We're the school where the kids are smart and gorgeous, the facilities are amazing and our dorms are nicer than your house.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.

Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.
I'm amazing, I go to Christopher Newport University, duh!
by RSKing January 10, 2009
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