8 definitions by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC
Oh My God What The Fuck Is That!?
Mainly used by no one, and is to describe the reaction of seeing something out of the ordinary.
Mainly used by no one, and is to describe the reaction of seeing something out of the ordinary.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 4, 2010
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC September 2, 2010
Me: Wow, another laggy game of Modern Warfare 2. What a surprise.
Friends: Its not fair because the people with better internet will be the ones doing better.
Friends: Its not fair because the people with better internet will be the ones doing better.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 28, 2010
Paper and Metal. Basic material that is supposedly backed up by gold, which is also basic material. People work for this to sustain life, to also buy entertainment etc...
People kill for money, which is sickening. To earn some shiny metal and crisp pieces of paper. Such a great reward for taking the life of another.
I bought Read Dead Redemption with some money.
I bought Read Dead Redemption with some money.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 25, 2010
Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.
Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.
World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.
Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.
World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"
Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"
John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"
Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."
Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."
John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."
Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
John: "F*** YOU!"
After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"
John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"
Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."
Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."
John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."
Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
John: "F*** YOU!"
After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC December 15, 2010
The Nintendo Entertainment System version of the arcade game. Your character dies incredibly easy. Ways to die on the game are:
Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.
Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 5, 2010
Usually a douche. Eavesdrops on conversations that he isn't supposed to be in. Slicked black hair, which looks like he could have used spunk as a hair gel substance. Pale as fuck, like Edward from twilight. Acts like he knows everything, and supposedly is a,"Sexy Beast" even though he probably hasn't gotten any. Has weird theories about women, and thinks he looks very handsome. Usually relates women to materialistic things, such as cars, or guitars, which is NOT how you get a girl if you tell them that. Sings in 1 tone, for every song, and thinks he is "bad ass" because he hangs out with mexicans for "protection." Often relates things with stories of,"back home we use-ta do things this way!" Big redneck, likes female celebrities. Says things are "dirty" after someone says them, even though it is him with the dirty mind.
Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.
Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.
Wow, Randy hasn't been himself ever since middle school, because he had to set expectations for others and just had to be accepted.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC October 14, 2010