25 definitions by RNPS

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS June 12, 2007

in the stall

An updated term for "in the closet" thanks to Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
This is either a closeted homosexual or closeted bi-curious, typically religious and/or Republican living in denial.

girl 1: "Hey, he's kinda cute."
girl 2: "Hells ya, but I've heard he's in the stall...in the stall to get some ball."

by RNPS October 31, 2007

afterburner

A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.

by RNPS January 5, 2008

chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.

Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!

by RNPS May 19, 2007