RJ's definitions

Gorf

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

by RJ May 28, 2004

six-pack attack

when you have yor thumb in the pink and two in the stink

carrin a bowling ball

by rj December 2, 2003

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

boneless brown trout

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

by rj May 12, 2004

willis reed

The coolest person ever the best basketball player of all time. Much better then phill jakson.

Man you play bassketball almost as good as willis reed

by rj March 30, 2003

Shop whore

A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.

She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.

by RJ September 4, 2004

ACDC

Best damn band out there

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by RJ June 15, 2003