4 definitions by REV. Smitty

route 9

Similar to the bostonian application. A road that connects the rich, stuck up, Loudoun County, Virginia to the sad, poor, Jefferson County, West Virginia. The Wst Virginians believe that this road belongs to them and want Virginia to expand it to Four lanes all the way to Washington D.C. The situation will neverr be fixed untill Jefferson county adopts some zoning laws, thus pushing the speeding, drunk driving, pedestrian slaughtering hicks deeper into coal territory. Or until Loudoun county requires teachers to teach in the state they live in.

That pich up truck rode my bumper for ten miles on route 9 before passing me on a double yellow.

by REV. Smitty February 24, 2005

Po-niners

1) Pigs, bacon, cops, po-po, cozzers, 5-0, Police

Given to me by Bridget Sled.

by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

by REV. Smitty February 24, 2005

Drunk

When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

by REV. Smitty February 25, 2005