Croinch

To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.

Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!

by REL74 February 10, 2010

chicken

Cocaine

Got any chicken? (As in rhyming slang for chicken and leak....Beak) Beak also used for cocaine.

by REL74 February 10, 2010

Nodbag

Another term for rubber jonny, condom or moran!!

I'm bringing a bird home tonight, but she won't shag me without a nodbag!

What time is moran coming round? Who...Nodbag? Yeah!!

by REL74 February 10, 2010

throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

by REL74 February 26, 2010

Whitty

To be attracted to young girls and boys! Oddball and a whole hearted pervert who likes to nonce!!

Dave - Hi Jane, what's up with you?
Jane - I've just been Whitty'd
Dave - You best call the police then!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Bugle Warrior

One who snorts large quantities of cocaine.. or cut as it's known today!!! Originated in the mid-nineties in a small village called marple in the UK.

My god did you see how much chisel he's had this weekend?
I know he's one hell of a bugle warrior!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Sweeny

One who spits saliva while talking and becomes aggressive after consuming a large intake of alcohol, generally watching football matches. Loves an alcohol fuelled fight (men or women included).

John - I got barred last night from my local public house while watching the football!!!
Dave - Why? What did you do?
John - I did a "sweeny"!
Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for?
John - For life!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010