REL74's definitions

Nodders

Slightly balding fake asian, that bullshits a lot, says "yes" all the time and fails to deliver!

Steve - Are you coming to the party tonight?
John - Yes!
Steve- Don't you be doing a nodders on me!!!
John - I won't!!

(John fails to turn up) John's done a nodders on us!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Doing the Tevez

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.

When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"

by REL74 February 12, 2010

Croinch

To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.

Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

by REL74 February 18, 2010

throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

by REL74 February 26, 2010

Bugle Warrior

One who snorts large quantities of cocaine.. or cut as it's known today!!! Originated in the mid-nineties in a small village called marple in the UK.

My god did you see how much chisel he's had this weekend?
I know he's one hell of a bugle warrior!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Quarti

When one's penis is not quite a semi, and not quite flacid. A bit in between!!

Dave - I've got a quarti!!!
Donna - What's that?
Dave - I've not got quite a semi on, but its not dead limp either!!
Donna - Aah a quarti.....good call!

by REL74 April 20, 2010