Foglof

A sleazy person who has Face Of a Goat and Lips Of Fish (hence the term FOGLOF).
Check out that FOGLOF over there!!
Fuck me look at the state of that FOGLOF!!
by REL74 February 11, 2010
mugGet the Foglofmug.

Nodbag

Another term for rubber jonny, condom or moran!!
I'm bringing a bird home tonight, but she won't shag me without a nodbag!

What time is moran coming round? Who...Nodbag? Yeah!!
by REL74 February 10, 2010
mugGet the Nodbagmug.

Doing the Tevez

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.
When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"
by REL74 February 12, 2010
mugGet the Doing the Tevezmug.

Whitty

To be attracted to young girls and boys! Oddball and a whole hearted pervert who likes to nonce!!
Dave - Hi Jane, what's up with you?
Jane - I've just been Whitty'd
Dave - You best call the police then!!
by REL74 February 11, 2010
mugGet the Whittymug.

throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.
Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!
by REL74 February 26, 2010
mugGet the throat and boatmug.

wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.
Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!
by REL74 February 18, 2010
mugGet the wongamug.

Croinch

To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.
Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!
by REL74 February 11, 2010
mugGet the Croinchmug.