31 definitions by REDWHITEnCrue25
Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth
-David Lee Roth
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 1, 2005
One who appreciates and listens to metal music. Stereotyped as being bad asses with long hair, smelling like shit, wearing either a leather or a torn up jean jacket, leather pants or torn up jeans, cross (satinic or non) necklaces, and studded wristbands and belts. If you are a poseur metalhead, this is your attire. Poseur metalheads also listen to new shit such as KoRn, Godsmack, Atreyu, Slipknot, or Lamb Of God. These 'metal' genres might as well be categorized as 'shitmetal', seeing as that is what it all is-heaping piles of shit. Real metalheads listen to metal from the 80s such as Judas Priest, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Megadeth, Metallica, Guns N' Roses, etc.
Poseur: Dude, that new System Of A Down CD is pure metal! Too bad you listen to Motley Crue. You're missing out!
Metalhead: Your boot is un...buckled.
Poseur: Woah, thanks!
(as he goes down to buckle his boot, metalhead knees him in the face and laughs)
Metalhead: Your boot is un...buckled.
Poseur: Woah, thanks!
(as he goes down to buckle his boot, metalhead knees him in the face and laughs)
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 27, 2005
1. To brutally seize the existance of a being. Brutally. (Kill, Murder, Massacre, Slay, Butcher)
2. An 80's 'metal' band that brutally seized the existance of the genre. Brutally. (Pussies, Poseurs, Asswipes, losers)
2. An 80's 'metal' band that brutally seized the existance of the genre. Brutally. (Pussies, Poseurs, Asswipes, losers)
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 25, 2005
A rock band from Australia. It has been disputed exactly what genre of rock music AC/DC is, but wheather they're Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, Punk Rock, or whatever, AC/DC is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. AC/DC has been considered one of the founders of heavy metal, along with bands like KISS and Led Zeppelin. In 1974, AC/DC recruited lead singer Bon Scott, and released a string of LP's. In 1975, they released their first studio album (originally released in Australia only), titled 'High Voltage', followed by 'T.N.T' shortly thereafter. In 1976, they started to gain a little bit of international success, because of the release of 'High Voltage' and 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep' in Europe and the U.S (actually, the U.S didn't see 'Dirty Deeds' in stores until 1981, but whatever). Finally, in 1977, they released their first international album, 'Let There Be Rock'. AC/DC enjoyed radio airply, high album sales, and high grossing tours, for quite some time. Unfortunately, shortly after the release of their 4th international album 'Highway To Hell', singer Bon Scott was found dead in the back of a friends car. He aperantly died because of a combination of Hypothermia, and choking on his own vomit (a popular trend among rock stars). Scott's friend, Ozzy Osbourne, wrote the often misinterpreted song, 'Suicide Solution' about the late singer. Later that year, AC/DC recruited a new singer, the infamous Brian Johnson. They released 'Back In Black' in late 1980. It is now the 5th highest grossing album of all time-selling 21,000,000 copies in the US alone. This was because of the ever popular singles 'Back In Black' and 'You Shook Me All Night Long'. AC/DC continues to release popular albums today, and retains a vast fanbase, even through all of the changes the music industry has endured.
Most fans of AC/DC now days had no clue that they were even from Australia, or that they even had another singer who died, because most AC/DC fans now are just poseurs.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 18, 2005
Kick ass metal band from the 80's. They defined rap metal, and were also one of the only two good rap metal bands in the history of the world.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 22, 2005
A hair metal band from the 80's that was just way to good for the masses to get into. Don Dokken has one of the best voices in the genre, and George Lynch can only be matched by Slash of GNR and Eddie Van Halen.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 1, 2005
1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 7, 2005